I got MOONED last night.
Pompano
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3-21-2011 at 07:34 AM
It would have been better if it had been a true
MOON by a lovely lass.
Speaking of sex....Here's a Rodney Dangerfield joke for you..
"If it wasn't for pickpockets, I'd get no sex at all.."
[Footnote: I knew better, but I went fishing anyway....we'll just call that one..
boating
.....sigh..]
Skipjack Joe
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3-21-2011 at 07:45 AM
Who was better Henny Youngman or Rodney Dangerfield?
"I call her My Melancholy Baby. She's got a head like a melon and a face like a collie".
Pompano
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3-21-2011 at 07:52 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Skipjack Joe
Who was better Henny Youngman or Rodney Dangerfield?
"I call her My Melancholy Baby. She's got a head like a melon and a face like a collie".
I would have to give them..a Draw. Both masters of the one-liners.
anecdote:
I once made Rodney Dangerfield a lot of money. He bet against my craps playing at Ceasar's Palace.