Originally posted by vandy
I reported seeing a 5-foot red diamondback to my friends.
One asked "So did you kill it? I need a hat band."
I replied, "No, I wouldn't kill one for your stupid hat."
Another asked, "Did you kill it? It might bite my dog."
I replied, "Hell, there are lots of dogs in Mexico. This is the only snake I've seen this year. Of course I didn't kill it."
My third friend asked, "Did you kill it? It might bite one of the local children."
"Hell", I replied, "there are lots of kids in Mexico....." |