Originally posted by Skipjack Joe
The last time I saw Santa Rosalia.
The attendant finishes pumping and walks me to the meter. It shows 620 pesos. I give him 1000 pesos. He gives me 280 in change. I tell him he still
owes me 100 pesos.
No senor. Look it,s 620. 30,40,50,60, 70, 80 , 90 - plus 200 is 1000.
No senor. It's 620. 30,40,50,60, 70, 80 , 90 , 700 plus 300 is 1000.
Ay caramba, esto pendejo. Senor mira - 30,40,50,60, 70, 80 , 90 - plus 200 is 1000.
What's going on here. Either this guy can't count or he's taking me for a fool. I repeat the numbers again.
The whole thing has escalated to a shouting match. "NO SENOR. I WILL NOT GIVE YOU THE MONEY".
Will you use the calculator? He presses 1000, then enters 620, and then the minus sign.
He looks dumbfounded at the screen showing 380. Puts his hand in his pocket and hands me 100 pesos.
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