Originally posted by bonanza bucko
Deno:
Please tell them that the new road is infested with Chupacabras and bandidos who hide in the canyons waxing their mustachios and polishing their
pistolas so they can stick up yer basic Gringo who stops to take a leak or have a beer. Please tell them that the beach is dirty and the water is
infested with great white sharks and killer sting rays laying just under the sand. Then, on top of all that, the local Gringo residents are nasty in
the extreme...been here for about 50 years, crusty, mean, cussed, profane and usually drunk....good place to avoid.
BB:-) |