Originally posted by ElCazadorAZ
I got stopped west of Hermosillo couple years back. Yes I WAS speeding, though the officers somehow missed the huge FedEx van that passed me like I
was in reverse only a moment before being stopped... No matter.
I was polite to the officer without exception and we conversed easily, he being very patient with my rudimentary espanol. We talked for awhile about
fishing off of Bahia Kino (which was great). We established that, no, I didn't own a house in Kino, we were visiting friends. Finally, almost
embarrassed, he got around to: Senor, su velocidad.... I said, yes, and? He said I was going 110 which wasn't accurate though I was (along with
everyone else) exceeding the somewhat ludicrous posted 70Km/hr limit. He showed me the "radar" gun which seemed to be permanently stuck on 110. He
said that I would have to follow him to the station to talk to the sargent. No tengo prisa, vamanos I said. He hesitated. But, its an hour from
here... No problem, I repeated. Lets go. He fidgeted and finally said that I could pay my fine on the spot. Really? Well, how much is it? He said 80
dollars. 80 dollars! I gasped. I opened my wallet and luckily had a total of 54 dollars. I told him that I needed gas and tolls on the road north and
that I didn't have 80 dollars. He looked in my car and said what about your wife? Does she have money? I asked him if HE wanted to ask her for money.
He declined. I pulled 2 crispy 20's out and said, Senor, Por favor. He said OK. The guy would have been a great guy to drink beer and talk fishing
with. While I had never, ever negotiated a cash payment with a policeman before, I kept remembering these 2 things: YOU ARE NOT IN THE USA and YOU
WERE SPEEDING. It was strange for a first timer, to get half off on a speeding violation to be sure. In the USA there's a good chance - let's call it
98% - that the police are on your side and you are in no danger from them unless you make unsolicited rapid movements. In Mexico, it just isn't that
way. Face it. Why does everyone from the USA go to Mexico and then b-tch about it not being like the USA?!? Because its different is exactly why we GO
there. We are foreigners there. Period. Hell, I think it went pretty well considering. Did it go into the pockets of the officers? You bet it did. I
sincerely hope their kids ate well that week and maybe got a new shirt to wear to school. Call it mordida if you want. I call it a tax on visiting
their country. I can afford it and so can you. Don't we have buena suerte?!? H. |