joke of the day!

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are siting in a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles. One day Sid asks Al, "Do you know of any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?" Al replies, "I don't know, but let's ask our waiter".

When the waiter arrives Al asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" The waiter says, "I don't know, Senor, I ask the cook." He returns from the kitchen a few minutes later and says, "No Senor, the cook says no Mexican Jews."

Al isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?" The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, Senor."

While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere. The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook say there is no Mexican Jews."

Al asks, "Are you certain? I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews." The exsperated waiter says, "Senor, I ask EVERYONE.....All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, and Tomato Jews."

Oh! Jew are such a card!