Originally posted by Iflyfish
RIP Skeet, like a hemorrhoid I will miss you and Rick Perry too!
Even though I am crushed I will somehow carry on with my selfish, socialist, ignorant, Berkeley learnin', homosexual loving, welfare queen ways. I
will raise a toast to you on occasion with a strong shot of bong water as I try to dope out my LIBERAL mind and carry on with corrupting the lazy
youth of America.
I have learned from my dialogues with you that I am a lazy, atheistic, socialist, immoral, degenerate slacker who never worked an honest day in my
life and have provided a terrible model for children.
I know I am a better man for having engaged in dialogue with you and now am a changed, god fearing, hard working stiff who punches cows and even have
my own stump cow to keep me company on those hard, long days and nights on the range making an honest living under gods great sky away from all the
pollution and vice of the big city. You have been a true inspiration to me.
Thank you for all of your sage advice and wisdom about how the world, except yours, is going to hell. I have headed your warning and sworn of
socialism, drugs except whiskey of course, and I now bible thump rather than read all those complicated books I used to pollute my mind with. I now
chase fillies, and herd cows like the best of 'em. Damn it feels good to be up on the range and my favorite heifer. I can now spit over my chin rather
than all over it. I don't wash my jeans any more, just stand 'em in the corner and call them over in the morning when I need them. I now hit back
first at anyone who doesn't seem to be packing. I love looking at my new sinewy body and wonder why everyone can't be like me. A pox on all their
houses, I am just going to ride off into the sunset.
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