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BUSTED!

DavidE - 7-11-2012 at 09:56 AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2171940/Beer-...

vgabndo - 7-11-2012 at 11:17 AM

If the guy who is in the habit of lying to his wife about his drug use, isn't smart enough to use another bottle opener for numbers 3, 4, 5, and 6, this might catch him. If she isn't smart enough to count the empties.

I feel the warm glow of P T Barnum's smile....... :lol:

dumb is as dumb does

durrelllrobert - 7-11-2012 at 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by vgabndo
If the guy who is in the habit of lying to his wife about his drug use, isn't smart enough to use another bottle opener for numbers 3, 4, 5, and 6, this might catch him. If she isn't smart enough to count the empties.

I feel the warm glow of P T Barnum's smile....... :lol:

Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

DavidE - 7-11-2012 at 07:18 PM

"There are two ways in which you can win an argument with a female. Unfortunately both of them will lead to your death".
-W.C. Fields