In response to a waiter who'd offered him a "Bromo Seltzer" for a hangover, Fields said
"Ye Gods, no! I couldn't stand the noise."
[Edited on 7-21-2012 by DavidE]Udo - 7-21-2012 at 03:36 PM
That's why I drink Tequila...no hangovers!bajacalifornian - 7-21-2012 at 03:44 PM
I continue the poison that got me there
Limit the Intake
MrBillM - 7-21-2012 at 03:46 PM
Avoid the Upchuck.Udo - 7-21-2012 at 03:48 PM
In my younger and wilder days, a virgin Bloody Mary did the trick for me.
In those days I drank other spirits instead of tequila.Ateo - 7-21-2012 at 04:08 PM
Water.thebajarunner - 7-21-2012 at 04:12 PM
Time heals all wounds.vandenberg - 7-21-2012 at 04:13 PM
.....hair of the dog.......Cypress - 7-21-2012 at 04:16 PM
Hangover cure? Jeez!! Those wimps that can't handle a little booze should just
throw in with the temperance crowd.JZ - 7-21-2012 at 05:41 PM
Sleep works better than anything.Reas - 7-21-2012 at 05:50 PM
Dont stop drinkin.. no hangover so Ateo - 7-21-2012 at 06:33 PM
“The only cure for a real hangover is death.” ― Robert Benchley
Not sure if this is a real quote but it definitely makes sense.vandy - 7-21-2012 at 09:06 PM
In college, i used a nice hangover remedy that only involves two illegal ingredients.
Wake up first and drink some water. Then water with two tabs of Alka Seltzer:
You either upchuck or hold it down. Both feel great afterwards.
Then take a hit of nice seedy Mexican sativa to calm your stomach
Then eat a B-complex vitamin with more water
Then do a line of good (80% pure) cocaine to wake you up.
Now you can take a shower, turn on the A/C, AND GO BACK TO BED FOR THE DAY.
If you're over 50, substitute "fortnight" for "DAY"Hook - 7-21-2012 at 09:32 PM
B-complex and three aspirin with water, the night before.
Then, tomato juice and whole wheat toast in the morning.danaeb - 7-21-2012 at 09:43 PM
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -- Frank Sinatra
"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy." -- Dorothy Parkeracadist - 7-22-2012 at 05:16 AM
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Originally posted by danaeb
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -- Frank Sinatra
Yea, what he saidTimo1 - 7-22-2012 at 06:30 AM
MenudoBob H - 7-22-2012 at 07:46 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by danaeb
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -- Frank Sinatra
"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy." -- Dorothy Parker
My favorite Dorothy Parker quote
"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host."
Oh, and this one! ... "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
[Edited on 7-22-2012 by Bob H]Curt63 - 7-22-2012 at 07:57 AM
I take 2 advil before I start if I know its gonna be a heavy night.Kalypso - 7-22-2012 at 01:03 PM
Night before, before going to bed = 2 aspirin (the real stuff, not Tylenol or ibuprofin) + as much water as you can get down
Morning after = freshly squeezed orange juice (the real stuff, not frozen, from concentrate or out of a carton) over ice, sip slowly over 30 mintues.Lee - 7-22-2012 at 01:04 PM
If more than the rare occasion, therapy.Sweetwater - 7-22-2012 at 01:15 PM
Sex will cure most any hangover......the big O for men and women.....resets the vasculature.......don't forget to brush your teeth first.......Bob H - 7-22-2012 at 01:38 PM
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Originally posted by Sweetwater
Sex will cure most any hangover......the big O for men and women.....resets the vasculature.......don't forget to brush your teeth first.......