Originally posted by DavidE
Never forget going through Uvalde Texas some 45 years ago. Got roadblocked by a cop who said "They're filming a John Wayne Western down the road a
piece. Closed for 4 hours. Why dont'cha go to the country fair a few miles north?"
Wandered through steers, rhubarb pies (yum) hogs the size of pianos and came to the "Chili Contest". Good God Almighty! One was hotter than the next.
I was drowning in orange soda. Then came a guy in a suit holding a microphone.
"Well young man where are you from? I was wearing a Fillmore West T Shirt. "What do you think of REAL TEXAS STYLE CHILI, you being from California and
all?"
"Well, what I think is, it would be real easy to hide lousy cooking behind too much hot chili"
They damned near escorted me off the grounds. |