Pompano - 11-17-2013 at 07:06 PM
A man fell overboard from his little sailboat, and was thrashing around in the water when another boat pulled up.
"Jump in, we'll save you" - they screamed.
"No" cried the drowning man, "God will save me".
The scene was repeated twice more and then a helicopter hovered over the man.
"We came to rescue you" yelled the pilot.
"No, God will save me" was the response again.
The man drowned, and as he crossed the Pearly Gates, he ran straight to Jesus.
"I placed my faith in You, and You let me drown?!
""Hey!" said Jesus. "I sent three boats and a helicopter".
boe4fun - 11-17-2013 at 07:14 PM
Good one Roger - glad to see you back on the board. When we gonna meet up in BA again? Shelley and I will be there around the end of Dec. Hope you
and your co-pilot can make it down. We'll strong arm John and Suzanne into having another campfire party!
Pompano - 11-17-2013 at 07:19 PM
Done Deal! Love sitting around in Asuncion.
watizname - 11-18-2013 at 09:31 AM
Gotta say, it's good to have you back on the boards. 
An acorn fell from the tree...or was it a date from a palm?
Pompano - 11-18-2013 at 10:43 AM
An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was
a different color.... green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
After a while the young man noticed that the captain was staring at him.
"What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?
The old captain replied, "Got drunk once and married a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son!"
Dedicated to the parrot at Playa Buenaventura...who owes me a beer.
[Edited on 11-18-2013 by Pompano]
David K - 11-18-2013 at 10:48 AM
Funny one Roger! (Nice hat) 
