Santiago - 12-14-2013 at 12:45 PM
A young teenager finds herself pregnant with identical twin boys. On birth, she gives them up for adoption. One child is adopted by a family from
Egypt and is named Amal; the other from a family is Spain and is named Juan.
The young lady gets married and has other children and time goes by.
Twenty years later she gets a letter from Juan who has enclosed a photo of himself. Gazing at the photo, she tells her husband that she wishes Amal
would send her a photo as well.
Her husban says that since they are identical twins there is no need for once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
woody with a view - 12-14-2013 at 12:49 PM
David K - 12-14-2013 at 01:50 PM
ditto
Pompano - 12-14-2013 at 01:59 PM
Loved it. Let's hear another Juan. 
Santiago - 12-14-2013 at 02:59 PM
You'll be sorry.....
Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
PS - heard on Car Talk
vgabndo - 12-14-2013 at 04:01 PM
How should every joke about Mexicans start?
....by looking over your shoulder.
Guy walks into a little taco stand/tienda this time of year and is surprised to see a menorah prominently displayed by the register. He asks Juan
behind the counter, Hey I didn't know you guys had Mexican Jews, you got Mexican Jews?
Juan yells to Juan in the kitchen, We got any Mexican Jews?
We got orange and a little tomato he says.
[Edited on 12-14-2013 by vgabndo]