Gypsy Jan - 12-26-2013 at 10:20 PM
Him: "We really need a cat."
Me: "Uhhmm, what?"
Him: ""We need a cat."
Me: "Our dogs killed our last two cats."
Him: "Well, obviously, they can't be baby cats (his words), but we have mice in the garage and the downstairs."
Me: "OK, then, let's get a bobcat or a mountain lion to live in our garage."
Him: "Crickets."
bajabuddha - 12-26-2013 at 11:39 PM
Child..." Mommy, daddy, what are you doing?"
Daddy..."You remember our talk in the park about the two dogs, and how they were making a puppy?"
Child..."yeah..."
Mommy..."Well, we're making you another baby brother or sister!"
Child..."Daddy?"
Daddy... "Yes, Amelia...."
Child...."Please turn mommy over, I'd rather have a puppy!"
BajaBlanca - 12-28-2013 at 12:45 PM
