Capt. George - 12-7-2004 at 07:29 AM
Capt. George is finished with just fishing, sleeping, exploring and all that other boring stuff...Going to open a new business."Vikingo's Baja Snow
Removal Service". Can't wait to get started!
Please call for service after next Baja Blizzard....
Markitos - 12-7-2004 at 07:33 AM
Are you hiring?? 
bajalou - 12-7-2004 at 08:13 AM
Are you franchising yet? Yput me on the list.
bajalera - 12-7-2004 at 11:16 AM
Need a secretary who can spel?
bajalera
Germanicus - 12-7-2004 at 12:16 PM
... and as Germans, we do have the experiance and knowledge about snow shuffeling (shoveling) as there is a lot of snow in Germany.
I am applying for the job as a manager > to overlook the other employees.
My sqaw (Tina) has already adjusted to Baja here in Mulege and has great experiance in organizing the right machinery > if shovels aren't doing the
job anymore and we need snow plows.
I also have that Mercedes truck, as you might know.
It is equipped already for a snow-shield and a salt distributor.
Capitano Georgius, we sell it for just $ 36,000 (no pesos are exepted.
It is a low investing business start for you.
So, you are getting the right equippment including the correct experianced folks for your enterprise.
What do you say?
Please send ONLY U2U.
Nobody else should learn about our business idea.
Frank & Tina
Mulege
BCS
Mexray - 12-7-2004 at 08:06 PM
I guess there's nothing like a Real Snow Job...
El Jefe - 12-7-2004 at 08:56 PM
I used to work at a ski lift when I was in high school. I can see it now, "The Lifts at La Laguna." Ski Cabo!
Or something like that
jrbaja - 12-7-2004 at 10:36 PM
Applications, applications!
Capt. George - 12-8-2004 at 07:23 AM
Sorry, I only have two hands and one of them is usually busy. You'll all have to bide your time on replies to your applications.....
Germanicus already has the position of straw boss, it's in his blood, by the way Frank, I'll supply the uniform! Do you like black?
Having long johns, boots, gloves and hats brought down from Alaska...the word is "a cold front is on its way", get ready team. Frosty
Deborah, get on those applications!!!
Pompano
Capt. George - 12-8-2004 at 07:26 AM
Sure could use that snow-blower!!
The Cool Team...
I could make the yellow snow
Sonora Wind - 12-8-2004 at 08:02 AM
Good thing your profession
jrbaja - 12-8-2004 at 10:59 AM
wasn't useing a wood chipper!!
HIRED
Capt. George - 12-8-2004 at 11:08 AM
Pompano, you seem to have all the exact qualifications to fit into our new company.
I will order a half jock-strap for you, our compliments....say WHAT??? just winkin at ya....
Germanicus - 12-8-2004 at 12:09 PM
Capiutano Gerorgius,
uniform is good, black is beautiful bur not very practicly.
Don?t you know that snow falling on Baja is already black ?
I would suggest a yellow or orange uniform.
Does it make trouble to get one?
I can order those in Russia > thay have orange uniforms for snow-shoverling-crews..
But I have another Q.:
In Germany it is a law to pay each employee one quart of beer a day.
Well, beer maybe is not a good idea in the snow job,>> so what about one Tequilla in the morning and one in the afternoosn,, just as a "heater"?
and what about the truck as first business investment ?Last Sunday I had four tequillas and guess what??
Next morning I saw the black snow falling all around our house !
Have fun in Baja!
UNIFORMS ETC.
Capt. George - 12-9-2004 at 07:50 AM
I do have something in a Paisley print,
does that interest you or perhaps Eva Braun?? Drinking on the job is fine, it will keep employees stupid and I can screw them on the
paychecks....Still working on the half-jockstrap, every one I ask seems to have "no balls" to deal with the subject.
I've been looking at Ice Cream trucks, we can use those to transport the snow back to the Dakotas where it belongs...Can't help myself, I'm quite the
environmentalist and conservationist!
I have to opt out on the Tequila, it causes me to kiss everything, human, animal, mineral, vegetable, it just doesn't matter.
Being the President of Vikingos Snow Removal, I must keep my composure...surely you understand.
Wine is good! I've been drinking it since I was an Altar Boy, a whole nother thread on that one! Try mixing the wine in with the rum and cokes, may
come up with more good ideas for the snow removal operations...in fact, if you can screw yourself up enough, you can be "Chief of Operations".
Vikingo Baja Snow Removal Co.
Money for Future operations
Skeet/Loreto - 12-9-2004 at 08:12 AM
George, I have app;ied for an enviormental Grant through a friend in Berkerly, it will be necessary for you to submit a complete Envior Study before
you can continue any operations.
All employees must have a full blown health care(Hospital}, Thearpy must be aviliable each time the Snow gets too deep for the plow,heater fails to
operate in the CabPlease submit your complete Appliciation along with Fees of $100,000 to Skeeter Peter Envior Studies Berkeley Calif.
Skeeter Peter
CHECK BOOK
Capt. George - 12-9-2004 at 05:15 PM
Deborah, where's the check book, wadda deal Skeet has offered!
Glad I'm a business man!!!
I can Retire you
Ricardo - 12-9-2004 at 06:58 PM
I have four near new studded winter tires in LaPaz you can add to your inventory
Good point Ricardo
jrbaja - 12-9-2004 at 07:12 PM
I still have all my winter gear as well. Snow chains, ice scrapers, skiis. I see the makings of a nice winter outpost happening here
George, when I make it out there, I'll bring some skiis for a ski rental service. Downhill Baja!!
I think you need a sign and shirts
Ahhh, Ski Rentals
Capt. George - 12-10-2004 at 04:57 AM
Any of you guys/gals think we should
go public???
Chains? I coulds always use those...
later, Santa Rosalia oy..business,
truckload of earmuffs coming in.
How about my franchise?
bajalou - 12-10-2004 at 09:04 AM
I need to know soon on the franchise for the San Felipe Area as i'm bidding on a Jeep with snowplow etc. on Ebay
Would only one snowplow be required for a area of this size?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=...
Yes, One
Capt. George - 12-10-2004 at 07:17 PM
but, two drivers with strong backs and shovels....ain't no union in this outfit...
Details on franchise to follow...
happy snowflakes..
PS: got the earmuffs, put your orders in now....6,212 pesos a pair.....
they're lined with endangered seal pup fur.........
Yours truly, Mr. Conservationist (unless there's dinero involved)
Chairman of the Board (a pun?)