1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to
the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMASwoody with a view - 12-30-2004 at 06:50 PM
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Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
:moon:HAH...very clever.Gypsy Jan - 12-30-2004 at 09:02 PM
LOLROTF
I never bake cookies, but I am going to make this recipe a holiday tradition!Sallysouth - 1-3-2005 at 10:00 AM
Thanks Oso! That one brought tears to my eyes and a shot glass to my hand!!! Happy Holidays!
:moon:HAH...very clever.
