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Swiss Army Machete: Zombie Defense Multi-tool

Cisco - 8-30-2015 at 04:35 PM


http://www.instructables.com/id/Swiss-Army-Machete-Zombie-De...

AKgringo - 8-30-2015 at 04:48 PM

I enjoyed that! But to make that tool appropriate for this forum, it should include a gaff. You never know, there may be zombie tuna somewhere. :spingrin:

SFandH - 8-30-2015 at 05:01 PM

It's not going to work. Zombies are the undead. The only way to stop a zombie is to jam a spear in its back that has a device on the tip that folds out when you yank the spear out, grabbing onto and ripping out its spine.

Don't you guys read Sandman Slim novels? He's a nephilim. The last one.

http://www.amazon.com/Richard-Kadrey/e/B000APSCPU/ref=sr_ntt...

Give one a try, perhaps Kill the Dead if you want to learn more about killing Zombies and related subjects. R. Kadrey is an entertaining writer. Extremely violent, in a fun way. Highly rated at Amazon.


[Edited on 8-31-2015 by SFandH]

wessongroup - 8-30-2015 at 05:32 PM

Finally an important topic ... :biggrin::biggrin:

SFandH - 8-30-2015 at 05:36 PM

I saw these guys on Avenida Revolucion in TJ the other day.

I guess they had passports.


micah202 - 8-30-2015 at 08:34 PM

Quote: Originally posted by Cisco  

http://www.instructables.com/id/Swiss-Army-Machete-Zombie-De...


...so you're okay with one of these in TJ,,, but not a 3'' pocketknife in your pocket!!?

DavidT - 8-30-2015 at 08:47 PM

Seeing as most folks are buried in their Sunday best, the zombie apocalypse will be a formal affair.

Besides we are all safe, remember they're looking for brains. :biggrin:

bajabuddha - 8-31-2015 at 06:53 AM

Quote: Originally posted by DavidT  
Seeing as most folks are buried in their Sunday best, the zombie apocalypse will be a formal affair.

Besides we are all safe, remember they're looking for brains. :biggrin:


Methinks we're all safe; they'll starve to death.