I know this will be of great concern to all you golfers in Baja, especially those of you in the Los Cabos area as one of your courses was "designed"
by Tiger Woods. As some of you may know Tiger Woods has been arrested for a DUI infraction in Jupiter, Florida, near his 40 million dollar home on
Jupiter Island. He’s not black you know, my mom told me. I just watched a news conference by Jack Nicolas. He is also a golfer of some renown.
He is even richer than Tiger. He is white you know, my mom didn’t have to tell me that. He looks like, and I would guess is, a very conservative
Republican. The point is that Jack said in his news conference that Tiger needs “all our help.” Just like Jack would help all the poor dark (but
not black you know) folks that don’t realize that there would be an “adverse reaction” to taking about six Vicodin, along with some other
sketchy chit, and trying to drive. So I beg of you all, let’s rally around Tiger. He needs all our help. I know my friends have already sent him
a check and mine is going in the mail tomorrow. Please do your part. This is not the time to kick the man when he’s down and tell him something
like “Son, grab your axx with both hands and pull yourself out of the gutter!” |