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What do Coke heads and Baja travelers

jrbaja - 2-22-2005 at 05:34 PM

have in common? :lol:

They use a lot of kleenex, and some are even smart enough to leave a longer fingernail :light:

And, for those of you who just fell off the tomatoe truck, the reason for this is because when you actually get off the carretera, it gets rather dusty. Everywhere. Inside, outside, in your food, in your clothes, and in your nose!
So, unless you like buggers, you frequently blow it, pick it, whatever it takes to try and be clean, stupid.
And for this, you dont cut your fingernails all the way down so you can accomplish this not so pleasant task :lol:

This is dedicated to those who make up stories about others. And for not falling off a tomatoe truck, you sure seem to have a lot of spaghetti sauce on hand. :lol:

Anonymous - 2-22-2005 at 07:18 PM

i didn't fall, i'm not that dumb. i was pushed...

Cyndarouh - 2-22-2005 at 07:23 PM

Jr, Are you back home north home that is? I wish you would have posted this sooner I just cut my nails. LOL now I have to stop at Costo and fill the car with Kleenex. OMG the things we do to have fun. Hey if your around I am as norm bring pies. Hugs Cynda :light:

Kleenex?

DanO - 2-23-2005 at 12:03 PM

Kleenex is a waste of money and makes unnecessary trash. If you're conservation minded, get rid of those dust boogers by blowing your nose out hard on each side. The only tool you need is a knuckle holding the other side closed. If you are married or cohabitating, you need to be outdoors when doing this, and it's best to lean to the side a bit (away from your partner) so that you hit the ground, not your shoulder or leg. With practice, you can get pretty accurate. The technique can also be used in the shower, but if you want to blow the dirt out of your nose more frequently than once or twice a week ("hey, who smells like a Dutch tourist?"), that won't be enough by itself. If you use the technique in the shower and are married or cohabitating, be sure to clean up before exiting, because dried dust boogers can be difficult to remove from shower curtains and other surfaces, and can lead to assault or divorce.

Hope this helps, and don't thank me, I'm just glad to be able to provide a public service.

backninedan - 2-23-2005 at 12:17 PM

And here I though blowing snot rockets was a lost art.

azusa_bob - 2-23-2005 at 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by jrbaja
And, for those of you who just fell off the tomatoe

Nice spelling of tomatoE there, JR-ski! Have you been taking lessons from Dan Quail! :lol:

I can see that you complete and utter inability to grasp conversational Spanish is only matched by your bastardization of your native tongue!! :lol:

:moon::moon:

David K - 2-23-2005 at 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by azusa_bob

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Originally posted by jrbaja
And, for those of you who just fell off the tomatoe

Nice spelling of tomatoE there, JR-ski! Have you been taking lessons from Dan Quail! :lol:

Hey Bob, check YOUR spelling, too!
Following from my search engine:

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Anonymous - 2-23-2005 at 02:40 PM

Its just abob David. The new spell checker :lol:

If he could read, he would know that spelling things write :biggrin:

is no longer of importance on here. Besides, it gives Lera sum practice :lol:

On top of that, these Mexican computers are impossible to find quotation, etc.marks, that at 50 pesos per hour, yool jest hafta figger it out without proper punktuation.

That was me

jrbaja - 2-23-2005 at 02:46 PM

and I wasnt logged in. But, now that Im here i just realized you cant edit anonymous posts.