Once you pay a bribe, you make it worse for everybody - including yourself. Say "I don't understand" and ask to go to the office. This is the one time
it is best to not understand ANY Spanish at all.
Really... it's just not that hard. But... if you are one of those nasty Norte Americanos who think you can speed, run stop signs, drive drunk and
generally do whatever the the f*ck you think you can do down here - please go home.
Just have a little respect for the local people, for the local law enforcement. Say "Yes, sir", Yes Ma'am", be polite, smile and if you are in the
right - everything will work out just fine. If you are not "in the right", fess up and pay whatever is required - at the office.
There are SOOOOO many BS stories about mordida that I think the first thing most USA-ians do when they see a cop is take out their wallet and shaking
in fear open it, and say "Take what you want!" - then later they talk about a "shake down" BS. period. BS.
I've lived abroad for over 30 yeas in six different countries. Never a problem. Never. Doesn't mean it can't/ won't happen, but I have come to believe
it is up to you how that interaction goes. Even bad people and even bad cops, are not bad all the time.
I've heard BS "shake down" stories everywhere - even BS like "The bus I was on was gassed and everyone went to sleep and was robbed" kind of BS.
Come on. Get real. Grow up. Be just a little responsible for yourself.
Bad things can happen, but as a mature, culturally skilled ADULT, you can exert a great amount of influence on that interaction. If you are not a
"mature, culturally skilled ADULT" - don't leave home.
Yes, I've met bad, nasty cops - three times - sadly - in the USofA. And I feared for my liberty and safety each time. And it all worked out.
Stay calm. Smile. Cooperate. Wait for an English speaker if they can provide one. Good communication at that point in time is critical.
I know people will pimp me endlessly for this comment, so be it. Just don't expect your life to work in another country. Away from your safe nest.
So sad to have to rant about that... |