Conversation this morning with Siri:
Me (after realizing I had driven way pass the usual Friday morning donut shop: "Hey Siri, closest donut shop"
Siri: 'I found one, Howard's Donuts on Sunrise Blvd, 1.5 miles away; will this do?"
Me: Yes
Siri: OK, would you like to call or get directions?
Me: Directions
Siri: Where would you like to go?
Me: ?? Howard's Donuts
Siri: Howard's Donuts on Sunrise?
Me: YES!!
Siri: I found Howard's Donuts, it gets good reviews. Would you like to call or get directions?
Me: WTF?? "Direction please"
Siri: Where would you like to go?
Me, after pulling over: "you dumb piece of crap A.I. junk, HOWARD'S DONUTS!!
Siri, after a long pause: "I found one on Sunrise, gets good reviews, would you like to call or get directions?"
Me: (%^&*%$#@$%^*((&^%$#
Siri: "Sir, there is no need to talk to me that way"
Me: "why you sorry sack of ......" as I chuck the iPhone 12 mini that cost damn near $1K into the middle of Sunrise Blvd and watch an early morning
cement truck roll over it.
Good, I hear the new iPhones are better anyway. |