years ago I had a manager's discount card for a supermarket
5%
so, checking out my tab was $410
immediately in my head I am thinking 10% is $41
half of that is $20.50
the checkout girl is still figuring 5% on her phone
so i tell her $20.50
she accepted without checking
that went on for many years
they called me Einstein
too much honor - I wish I was half a bright as Einstein
but I am glad I am smarter than some |