The Tecate cops are always busy shaking down tourist's for mordida. While driving through town with a vehicle that displays "turista with
discretionary income", I have been frequently targeted. That occurs when I am driving a modified 4x4, roof rack, California plates, and/or loaded with
kayaks, dirtbikes, etc. The motorcycle cops are the worst. They see me coming and start their U-turn, even prior to the soon-to-be alleged infraction!
My luck is much better when driving an older model nondescript pickup, without toys.
Driving past the police station (just west of the new Walmart), it always feels like a gamble. The extortion ploy is always laughable to me. It goes
something like: Police: "You can pay now or you will have to follow me to the police station." Me: "Let's go to the police station and I will pay
there." Police: But it is very far and you will have to pay more at the police station." Me: "No, thank you. It is very close (as I state the exact
distance and point). Police: "blah, blah, blah." Me: No, thank you, I am in no hurry. Let's go to the police station."
We repeat this cycle 2 or 3 more times. I maintain a composed, unhurried, friendly demeanor, but show mild annoyance that he is wasting our time, as
if this could go on all day. My strategy is to make the police wait so long that they eventually give up and hunt for an easier target.
This strategy has been 100% effective in Tecate. The "request" or suggested fine was be $20 or $40 a few years ago. I hear more recent reports of
$200+ demand as a starting price. Even extortion is subject to inflation!
Some tips: Do not have an unrestrained dog in the front of a vehicle. Do not have any type of pocket knife, even a tiny blade, on your person or
anywhere within reach. Of course, no drugs or ammo or even a spent shell casing.
My personal tried-and-true favorite tips: If you are stopped, do not pull over into the shade. The sooner the officer gets uncomfortable in his dark
uniform while standing in the sun "negotiating", the sooner he will move on to a more naive tourist.
Try to blend in with traffic/be invisible when there are two lanes in your direction. If a large truck happens to obscure the sight of your vehicle
from one side of the highway or the other, you have effectively reduced being noticed by almost 50%. You don't want to be the standout RV, a lone
target for the cops.
I try to maintain a sense of humor about the unofficial "tourist tax" in Mexico. One time, I amused myself with a successful lie: "Oh, I'm so sorry,
but I paid all of my money to the police officer on the other side of Tecate."
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