BajaNomad

Weapons refresher

Lee - 11-17-2006 at 12:00 PM

I don't want to state the obvious but maybe this post will help at least a couple people.

On another post, I responded to a Mace pepper spray issue.

I want to state again that pepper spray is an excellent weapon with limitations. First, getting a permit (down South) is not a bad idea and if you are in one place, the local PD will probably issue you one.

Spray is light weight and I like the belt attachment for mine. It's concealed and out of the way. It's important to make sure it's operable and testing from time to time will give you an idea of the distance of the spray -- in case you've forgotten. Shaking up the aerosol is a good idea as well.

Spray is meant to be an up close device. Effective spray can be 6-8' but spraying this stuff on someone's clothes, etc., does no good. The target here is someone's eyes, and face. If I were to use this device, I would be doing it within 3-4 feet distance with my arm outstretched while moving to the side. One long steady stream. If used with effect, you'll have time to run and get away. 10 minutes is what I would give before someone might now be really p*ssed off.

Beyond this, I have a machete which I carry in my car and RV. Everyone should have one. It is at once intimidating and formidable in appearance and potential. If approached by someone with a machete, a knife is useless and I wouldn't count on spray. I've never hit someone with this thing and hope to never do that. But I have it and if I had to banish it menacingly, I'd be OK with that. I was first introduced to the machete in Nam, while walking point in the jungle. After swinging a machete for hours, you get pretty good. My point is to remove it from it's scabard, and swing it around. Get comfortable swinging it and parrying it. (You might want to practice your war face and growl at the same time.) I won't go up against someone with a machete unless I have a machete in my hand. If I don't have one, I'll run.

I have a routine I've practiced with my wife on what to do if we are ever approached by someone with a handgun, and we are unarmed. A handgun trumps everything but another handgun -- and only in the hands of someone who knows what they are doing. Give the bandido whatever they want -- money, jewelry, etc. But, never, and I mean never, ever get in a vehicle if told to do so by a bandido. I'll take my chances getting shot on the spot than get into a vehicle to be taken somewhere. I won't go into an explanation here. Believe me, the odds are better if you don't do that.

Whatever you choose to have around you, it needs to be available when needed. In other words, a machete is very effective if you are in or around your car/RV, but totally useless if you're a distance away from it.

If personal safety and defense is an issue for you, you need to know what you're doing.

:cool:

toneart - 11-17-2006 at 12:19 PM

Does anyone have any experience with the military taking away from you weapons of this sort at checkpoints? I assume they are legal, but just wondering.

Hook - 11-17-2006 at 02:55 PM

All very good advice, Lee. I hadn't considered the "get in the car" scenario but I think I agree with you. Force the confrontation where you are, cause it's probably closer to help than where they want to take you.

I'd also add that many cars nowadays have a "panic" button on the remote that starts the alarm. If you are inside your rig or car, they may flee rather than take the chance of someone investigating the alarm.

toneart, I can recall at least one post where someone had their machete seen at a checkpoint and they didnt even pick it up. They are looking for firearms, explosives and drogas.

Diver - 11-17-2006 at 03:15 PM

Aerosal noise blasters and expandable battons are also good options.
I would have a lot easier time hitting someone with the batton, baseball bat or a piece of rebar rather than a machete'. Just me.

But then, with my trusty folding camp shovel, I can be dangerous ! :lol:

.

RAD!

bigzaggin - 11-17-2006 at 03:49 PM

This is the raddest post EVER for the following two reasons:

1.) "After swinging a machete for hours, you get pretty good. My point is to remove it from it's scabard, and swing it around. Get comfortable swinging it and parrying it."

I have never been so totally inspired to cruise into my backyard and play "intruder" with a tree or vine. Seriously, I intend to hack with serial killer precision by my next jaunt south. Also, I challenge any Nomad to cite another mention of a "scabard" in any thread, ever. Ahoy!

2.) I won't go up against someone with a machete unless I have a machete in my hand.

Now Lee, I don't mean to pry and by all means, you don't have to answer, but is this hypothetical or have you really been involved in some machete-on-machete combat? If so, I'll assume you won (or at least managed to hold on to your typing hand).

Anyway, THANK YOU. Great stuff.

Iflyfish - 11-17-2006 at 04:05 PM

Thanks,

Iflyfish when not flailling around my machette!

Iflyfish - 11-17-2006 at 04:06 PM

Uhraaaa!!

or something like that

Ilfyfish when not too tired to do so from practicing with my machette

Lee - 11-17-2006 at 04:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by bigzaggin

Now Lee, I don't mean to pry and by all means, you don't have to answer, but is this hypothetical or have you really been involved in some machete-on-machete combat? If so, I'll assume you won (or at least managed to hold on to your typing hand).

Anyway, THANK YOU. Great stuff.


Two items: an expandable baton, at least like I have, is called a Whip Billy. Kinda a flick of the wrist, and it comes flying out from about 1' or so to about 2.5'. It's a great weapon and hurts like heck. But not against a machete.

2nd: I'm pretty good at swinging a machete but that's about all. If I had to use a machete against someone, I'd probably use the dull side of the blade hitting them in the knee cap. I think it's a cultural weapon (lots of 3rd world countries use them (field work) and as weapons), and messy. Not my weapon of choice. But choices are limited if you come up against someone with one.

If you see someone walking your way with one in hand, I'd say start running. They really mean to hurt you.

P.S. By swinging one around in practice, I mean they are not balanced, but top heavy, and meant for cutting. So, practice makes perfect!

:cool:

windgrrl - 11-17-2006 at 04:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by grover
AVAST, Ye Scoundrels!

I'll brook no dissin' me mighty sword!


Would that be a cutlass, el pirate? In Trinidad and Tobago you would be noted to be "chopped" by a "cutlass" in the local mediums! ;D

Real life experience----machetes

Barry A. - 11-17-2006 at 04:40 PM

While camped out at Conception Bay about 25 years ago, we saw 5 Mexicanos with machetes (who were camped out nearby with their families) walk down the beach, machetes in hand, and accost several gringo couples who were hanging out in the nude (not in our group), and convince them to suddenly climb back in their bathing suits with no questions asked. We had no more nudity on THAT beach for the rest of the time we were there.

I have always had a machete nearby when camped out in Mexico----very intimidating weapon, and I have never had any checkpoint folks hassle me for having it.

Bob and Susan - 11-17-2006 at 04:47 PM

pepper spray is junk...just oil and hot sauce...not effictive in baja

didn't you guys watch "radiers of the lost ark"????
remember when the machate guy goes up against ford....
he just pulled a pistol:lol:

this is GREAT stuff:lol:

B & S-------"Pepper spray is junk"?????

Barry A. - 11-17-2006 at 04:52 PM

You obviously have never been "hit" with a facial blast of pepper spray------------it smarts, to say the least. :yes:

----but don't try it on bears :lol:

windgrrl - 11-17-2006 at 04:55 PM

It also doesn't work at all on some folks in some situations. I don't recommend spraying it indoors in a room full of people!:no:

Bob and Susan - 11-17-2006 at 05:01 PM

i've sprayed it several times...

every time it mists me in the face and i'm the one down

i've tried it on several street dogs and it has NO effect...they just lick their chops

i just had a guy from the forest service "borrow " some for testing on forest animals...i told him his rangers would be the hardest hit.

BajaNomad - 11-17-2006 at 05:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Bob and Susan
i've sprayed it several times...

every time it mists me in the face and i'm the one down

i've tried it on several street dogs and it has NO effect...they just lick their chops

i just had a guy from the forest service "borrow " some for testing on forest animals...i told him his rangers would be the hardest hit.
I think that's why the real preference these days is for pepper foam, not pepper spray.

BajaNomad - 11-17-2006 at 05:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by bigzaggin
I challenge any Nomad to cite another mention of a "scabard" in any thread, ever. Ahoy!
Ummm...

http://forums.bajanomad.com/viewthread.php?tid=4895#pid35624


:P

BajaNomad - 11-17-2006 at 05:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by toneart
Does anyone have any experience with the military taking away from you weapons of this sort at checkpoints? I assume they are legal, but just wondering.
As far as the machetes are concerned, I believe they are technically viewed as farm equipment - so I'm not aware of any problems with these at checkpoints.



[Edited on 11-18-2006 by BajaNomad]

B & S----------

Barry A. - 11-17-2006 at 05:20 PM

----what you say is right---pepper spray is generally not effective on aggressive animals other than humans. (not sure why that is)

And, it is really not that effective on meth-heads, and other drug users, because they are not sober enough to even care (or know?) that it is hurting them-----and people who are really mentally out-of-it are hard to put down-------but it works great on the person spraying it if the wind is wrong (as you found out). :lol:

Still, it can be effective if you keep your wits about you stay more or less upwind of your attacker------believe me.

The same applies to MACE.

It IS better than nothing, but you have to use good sense. (training helps)

(I still prefer my machete)

AmoPescar - 11-17-2006 at 05:52 PM

How about using GRIZZLY Spray????

This post by Ranger Rich talks about using a GRIZZLY BEAR size can to ward off them BIG ones. Probably would be much more effective than the little cans used for humans.

http://forums.bajanomad.com/viewthread.php?tid=19409#pid1700...

Here’s where he said you can purchase it…
http://www.udap.com/product.htm

Here's the specifications for it...it has a range up to 30 feet!!!

http://www.udap.com/Bearspecifications.htm


Amo :wow:

[Edited on 11-18-2006 by AmoPescar]

Don Alley - 11-17-2006 at 06:04 PM

My weapon of choice:
http://www.jedimaster.net/

AmoPescar - 11-17-2006 at 06:22 PM

Don Alley...

MAN O' MAN...those GOLF BALL RETRIEVERS can really be a dangerous weapon
in the hands of the right person. It sure scared the H_ _ _ out of me!!!

That video was too funny...thanks!

AMO

Some Serious...Some Funny

motoged - 11-17-2006 at 07:12 PM

The forum lately has had much news to get upset over.

The responses have tended to be well intended and heart-felt.

The notions of security recommended have contained some sensible ideas, but some caution needs to be thrown in to temper some of the ideas presented.

Some folks on this forum likely have military experience and/or policing backgrounds. I would imagine that those who have had first-hand experience with serious confrontation/combat/violence have not said much as they recognize what it feels like and what can actually happen in such situations.

Such ideas as using car/house keys for self defense sound good on Oprah but hurt like hell for the person who tries to apply them in real time applications (try it, and unless proficient you will be as injured as your attacker, possibly leaving that had injured for your next move).

Do not use a weapon unless you are prepared to carry through to the fullest possible extent....you run the risk that you may be disarmed and have the weapon used on you. Hesitation loses many a fight.

Martial art experience will train a person to kick the side of a knee before the side of a head; police batons are applied more effectively to knees than heads or groins.

I believe it is important to avoid a confrontation rather than get into one, but if in it, act swiftly and with deadly force.

Few of us are able to do that.

The violence reported lately is deeply disturbing and we have all found ways to respond.

Either practice your parry and thrust with deadly intention, or learn to avoid and get away.

Let's hope these items appear rarely.

Best to all,
Ged

Bob and Susan - 11-17-2006 at 08:47 PM

well said ged

bigzaggin - 11-17-2006 at 09:02 PM

Alas, I am no match for the Super Administrator.

Nice find. :lol:

Paula - 11-17-2006 at 10:04 PM

Pepper spray has been effective many times in Glacier Park in grizzly bear incidents. I'm surprised you don't know this Barry A.

Paula-------

Barry A. - 11-18-2006 at 12:28 AM

----Perhaps I am out of date.

When I was the Bear Management Officer in Glacier National Park in 1968 we found that "sprays" did more to irritate the bears than chase them away. This was before "Pepper Spray". We used tranquilizers, or Magnums to control bears then, both often with fatal results. I learned to really dispise bears during that year----totally unpredictable, and always dangerous!!! Man and bears will never be compatible, in my opinion, and I vigorously oppose any reintroduction of bears. To give you some idea of where I am coming from, our contract and permanent NPS "bear biologists" REFUSED to deal with any bear until I had totally rendered them helpless with tranquilizers, and blind folded the bears--------only then would the "biologists" even come anywhere near the bears-----they were convinced that if the bears "saw" them, they would "come back" to get them in the night, or something-----it was bazaar, but it impressed me!!

When I was a ranger in the CA desert in 70's and early 80's, we found that our sprays, both MACE and Pepper, were largely ineffective against aggressive animals, but very effective against humans.

I have been out of the loop for about 11 years now, so perhaps you know something I don't know. Personally, I rely on mechetes in Baja, and Magnums in the USA, for self protection.

Still, "sprays" were often very effective in dealing with aggressive humans, and we used them from time to time with excellent results. It was a good alternative to shooting people, and resulted in more happy endings.

toneart - 11-21-2006 at 10:59 AM

Hook, Lencho,

Thank you for your replies regarding military checkpoints and machetes. A few years ago I had a diver's knife stashed by the driver's seat. One soldier was very interested in it. He wanted me to give it to him. When I told him I need it he asked "porque?" I told him I am a diver. He then wanted to buy it but I refused. He did not take it away. I came to the conclusion that he just wanted it personally but I didn't want to tell him I considered it a defensive weapon.

We are all trying to determine what would be the most effective defensive weapon to carry without having it taken away or worse, getting arrested. I have bought a can of wasp spray and also a 9" fisherman's filet knife. Hopefully the only use it will get is to filet a Yellowtail.

I am interested in the bear spray. If one has to use it, wouldn't the spray intended for bears be more powerful than the spray intended for humans? I would think, if I had to save my life I would prefer being "loaded for bear". Maybe there is a difference in the formulas that would make the one intended for self-defense on humans more effective on humans. Anybody know the answer to this?

Good question, toneart------

Barry A. - 11-21-2006 at 11:55 AM

----on "bear spray" versus "human spray"-----unfortunately I do not know the answer.

Paula?????

jimgrms - 11-21-2006 at 12:13 PM

I am pretty sure that the bear spray is a different formula than that intended for humans , have seen bear spray demonstrated on tv and it was very effective also a co2 fire extinguisher is a good substitutu use up the contents and beat the bandit with the bottle common sense is the best defense if it feels wrong it proably is in that case leave jim:yes:

I'll repeat...

M - 11-21-2006 at 12:43 PM

I put this same info in another post of this genre, but, here it is again.

I was given a 16" pistol, trigger/grip pneumatic spear gun when I started scuba diving. It piercad a halibut head from 6' away with no problem. I would think you don't even need to aim to kill. I'm pretty sure getting hit anywhere with a double barbed break away spear point with a line tied to it with you holding the other end, would just about freeze anyone in his steps. The idea of you yanking that line would probably subdue anybody into complete passivness.

Just be sure you carry a mask and snorkle with the speargun.

I also carried a machete that I was very good with, practiced it all the time and also a pepper sprayer and a fire extinguisher. (I tripped over the damn thing while I was trying to escape Grunt when she was on fire!
We both got fried.

To protect gear left on roof rack like poles, or, kayakes, etc,
I bought an air canister shreeker attatched to a motion detector. I jumped 3 feet stright in the air when that thing went off. Probably give a thief a heart attack if its a nice peacefull night..

SURPRISE !!!!:lol:

Ok, are we all up to speed here about what we can and cannot take into Baja?

Pescador - 11-21-2006 at 03:10 PM

We spent the summer in Alaska and got to personally witness the effectiveness of the new bear sprays. In fact, at Hyder, Alaska, where they watch the bears fishing for salmon in the river, the rangers will tell you that all of the local bears over 3 years old have all been sprayed and all you have to do if they get aggressive is to make a "psssst" sound and the bears, both browns and blacks, will high-tail it out of there fast.
You need to watch the percentage of pepper in the spray as it varies greatly, and if you spray it properly, it will stop bears as well as humans in their tracks.

n8nlee - 11-21-2006 at 03:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by M
I was given a 16" pistol, trigger/grip pneumatic spear gun


I know this has nothing to do with the intended purpose of the pneumatic, but in Mexico only band guns are allowed for spearfishing.

weapons of choice

Lee - 11-21-2006 at 03:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by M
To protect gear left on roof rack like poles, or, kayakes, etc,
I bought an air canister shreeker attatched to a motion detector. I jumped 3 feet stright in the air when that thing went off. Probably give a thief a heart attack if its a nice peacefull night..

Ok, are we all up to speed here about what we can and cannot take into Baja?


I'm almost up to speed and thank you for asking.

I haven't declared my weapon of choice so will do it now:

http://www.beststungun.com/streetwise-stun-gun-pen.html?gcli...

My choice is a unique flashlight that literally cannot be ID'd as anything but what it appears to be.

Effective, non-lethal, but, close-in contact. If you're not comfortable with close-up and personal, stick with a small spear gun or machete, or both.

I'll stick with a flashlight. I actually prefer up close. Better control of the situation.

P.S. The trigger is a button on the side of the flashlight. This device is legal in most US states.

:cool::yes:

Hi N8nee

M - 11-21-2006 at 07:55 PM

I didn't know about the 'bands only' rule in Baja, However, I have never had it questioned since it was in with my scuba gear. The military and other road block folk have seen it on a number of occasions.

The band powered spear guns have a helluva wallop to and I am more than sure it would be equally effective.
Thanks again for the heads up...
M

Stun Gun Power,

M - 11-21-2006 at 08:04 PM

800,000 volts is a lot, but it is far from fatal, unless I suppose you had a bad ticker.
What would do serious damage to someone is amperage and the S.Gs don't have that.
M

Lee - 11-22-2006 at 08:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by M
800,000 volts is a lot, but it is far from fatal, unless I suppose you had a bad ticker.
What would do serious damage to someone is amperage and the S.Gs don't have that.
M


Here's a curious question. Larry brought up the question of effectiveness. How can I test the effectiveness? I doubt I'll get even a paid volunteer though there's no harm in asking?

:cool:

bajaguy - 11-22-2006 at 08:20 AM

drink plenty of T-quilla, turn the switch on, and touch your thigh with the device................

Please video record the above, then share with us

Lee - 11-22-2006 at 08:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by bajaguy
drink plenty of T-quilla, turn the switch on, and touch your thigh with the device................

Please video record the above, then share with us


I haven't had any tequila today so I'm writing this sober.

Regarding the above procedure, should I be afraid?

:cool:

FARASHA - 11-22-2006 at 08:33 AM

NOW - would be interesting if it is available in EU, does anyone know?
And I agree - better to have something at HAND if it comes to close up's. Don't want the pepper spray then in MY eyes.

Lee - keep us updated how it works!!:biggrin:

BTW - your signature does say anyway - GIVE until it HURTS :lol:

[Edited on 22-11-2006 by FARASHA]

stun gun

jimgrms - 11-22-2006 at 08:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Lee
Quote:
Originally posted by M
800,000 volts is a lot, but it is far from fatal, unless I suppose you had a bad ticker.
What would do serious damage to someone is amperage and the S.Gs don't have that.
M


Here's a curious question. Larry brought up the question of effectiveness. How can I test the effectiveness? I doubt I'll get even a paid volunteer though there's no harm in asking?

:cool:


Lee do you have a cat???:lol::lol::bounce:: before i catch hell from the cat lovers just a joke

Lee - 11-22-2006 at 08:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by jimgrms
Quote:
Originally posted by Lee
Quote:
Originally posted by M
800,000 volts is a lot, but it is far from fatal, unless I suppose you had a bad ticker.
What would do serious damage to someone is amperage and the S.Gs don't have that.
M


Here's a curious question. Larry brought up the question of effectiveness. How can I test the effectiveness? I doubt I'll get even a paid volunteer though there's no harm in asking?

:cool:


Lee do you have a cat???:lol::lol::bounce:: before i catch hell from the cat lovers just a joke


Oh Nomads can be so cruel. Guess I'm guilty of having a dark side because I'm cracking up.

Oh I have a cat OK but not the heart to do this without it's permission. (I'm guessing in advance it's not OK with my cat.)

Maybe a neighbor's dog when it starts barking at 6 a.m. on a Sunday? Not exactly the same as a perp though.

I need a serious response other than using myself as the subject. How much would be reasonable to pay someone for 5 seconds of their time? Maybe make that an hour of their time including recovery.

:cool:

Stun Gun Test

bajaguy - 11-22-2006 at 09:31 AM

Lee....got this off of the web, it's a hoot!!!!

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety... WAY TOO COOL!

Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against flesh or a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

Awesome! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries, right?!

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh and blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really (and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!"

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...

I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head c-cked to one side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION *&#(*)&!!#%)jld*(&#*#***!!!

I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!"

Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative.

SON-OF-A-b-tch...that hurt like hell!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they up get there???

My triceps, right thigh, and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novacaine, and my bottom lip weighed 88 pounds. I'm still looking for my testicles. I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return.

Having read the above, if you do try it on yourself, PLEASE write a post on this thread!!!!!

lizard lips - 11-22-2006 at 09:45 AM

Are you sure that was'nt you Bajaguy?

FARASHA - 11-22-2006 at 09:58 AM

:o:o:o:o:o:o POOR B***ard, and stupid too, but also VERY FUNNY :lol::lol: ,just hope all returned what was missing!:biggrin:
So it works - no need to repeat it LEE, unless you are up for some Selfpunishment!!
Thanks bguy for the Story!!!!!
And I'm still searching for where to get it in EU.

Natalie Ann - 11-22-2006 at 10:39 AM

bajaguy - Thank you so much for posting that piece. I laughed myself silly.

toneart - 11-22-2006 at 10:52 AM

Bajaguy,

That's a testimonial that belongs on the manufacturer's website. I'm sold!:bounce:

Lee - 11-22-2006 at 11:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by bajaguy
Lee....got this off of the web, it's a hoot!!!!

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.
My triceps, right thigh, and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novacaine, and my bottom lip weighed 88 pounds. I'm still looking for my testicles. I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return.

Having read the above, if you do try it on yourself, PLEASE write a post on this thread!!!!!


OH GOD! This has to be the best post I've ever read. My stomach hurts from laughing and I haven't laughed this much in a long long time.

Thanks for writing this. You must know that your experienced has saved alot of people here alot of pain. You are a truly great person for putting it out there.

So, OK. I know for sure that your product is the one I want!

(I'm still laughing!)

:cool:

jerry - 11-22-2006 at 11:13 AM

Bajaguy
ROFLMAO still

Thanks

bajaguy - 11-22-2006 at 01:55 PM

I'm glad that I was able to bring a little humor into this site....and NO, it wasn't me....I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid!!!

Cypress - 11-22-2006 at 02:02 PM

fiction! Funny!:biggrin:

Hello?????

bajaguy - 11-22-2006 at 09:31 PM

Lee.....Lee????.....are you still there???.......you didn't try the test, did you???l

BajaBruno - 11-22-2006 at 09:47 PM

Hmmm, no offense, but I think some people might be confusing pepper spray with MACE. MACE is highly atomized and can easily blow back to the user, or be ineffective on insensitive subjects like drunk or drugged people. The law enforcement strength pepper spray is thicker (higher viscosity) and works very well on almost anyone, including animals, keeping in mind that it only blinds them (temporarily) and doesn't curb their appetite for violence. Spray and then get out of the way.

I always carry a machete, because I have similar experience cutting trails through jungles and I am comfortable with one, but the Policia Federal de Caminos (federal highway police) have little tolerance for a machete tucked politely under the driver's floor mat. They have reacted badly every time they see it and ordered me to put it in the back of the truck. The military guys at the checkpoints don't care.

Expandable batons make you feel good, but holding one I was once defeated by a huge crazy man with a very long and pointy umbrella just a tad longer than my rather light expandable baton. They are OK against unarmed people, but your chances of having trouble with an unarmed person are rare in my experience. In fact, your chance of having trouble with anyone in Baja is rare in my experience.

I know that everyone wants to feel completely safe, but I don't think there is a way to ensure that, short of locking yourself in a gated community and rarely leaving--which seems to be an option for a lot of people in California. Tijuana is an unnecessary risk for my taste, so I never stop there. Taking the usual route across the border, there is no reason to be stopped in traffic more than momentarily. Ensenada, by contrast, has always seemed pretty safe and I always stop there for a late breakfast. Far too many cruise ships stop there for them to let things get out of hand (I think). There are always exceptions, but then, I live in one of the top ten "most dangerous cities in America" (Stockton), so I am a bit inured by crazy street people passing by.

Baja south of Ensenada is a fairly small community--much like a medium-sized city with a core of old family activists, so any criminal activity is sensationalized. I have no stats to back me up, but I think by California standards, the chances of being victimized in Baja south of Tijuana is far, far lower than most places in the U.S. Now, there may be pockets of trouble for relatively short periods, but I am taking the whole lower peninsula as a whole. Those of us who can live in, or spend a part of our year in Baja, are indeed lucky, in my humble opinion.

Lee - 11-22-2006 at 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by bajaguy
Lee.....Lee????.....are you still there???.......you didn't try the test, did you???l


Yeah yeah. I fell asleep watching taser videos.

This one woke me up. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/58790/taser_drunk_guy/

Think I lost count after the 5th shot? Think I could take 1/2 volt.

:cool:

Cypress - 11-24-2006 at 01:59 PM

Weapons! The guy with the most fire power is gonna rule. Pepper spray, ugly looks, waving machetes?:o If you don't have a gun, you're at the mercy of anyone that's pointing theirs at you.:(

Lee - 11-24-2006 at 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Cypress
Weapons! The guy with the most fire power is gonna rule. Pepper spray, ugly looks, waving machetes?:o If you don't have a gun, you're at the mercy of anyone that's pointing theirs at you.:(


Well, that's partly right. A gun does trump no gun but only in the hands of someone skilled with a gun, really. In the hands of someone with no experience -- a kid, a drunken overweight lardburro, bets are off. It also helps to know what to do if a gun is pointed at you. But that's another thread.

And holding a machete with two hands -- like a samauri sword -- is best. Blade out in front.

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DonBaja - 12-12-2006 at 03:12 PM

If anyone is interested in buying a Machete I bought one today at Lowes for $10.98 They also have them at Home Depot in the garden section.

Hook - 12-12-2006 at 08:04 PM

I bought one of those hardwood walking sticks this weekend. It's about 1.5 inches thick and about 5.5 feet long.

Figure I can keep it about in camp and even walk around a city with it.........with a little fake limp, of course.:lol:

jerry - 12-12-2006 at 08:16 PM

hook can ya holler it out slip a gun barrell inside build a flip up trigger screw the handle off to load it and a sweet pair a sights on it?? you be in do bidness:o:o:o:o

Hook - 12-12-2006 at 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by jerry
hook can ya holler it out slip a gun barrell inside build a flip up trigger screw the handle off to load it and a sweet pair a sights on it?? you be in do bidness:o:o:o:o


Nope, I'll have to do my Little John imitation.

Used to carry a derringer that was a 4/10 shotgun barrel and a .22. But stopped carrying it when the checkpoints started.

Not that it wouldn't be very hard to hide, mind you...........

jimqpublic - 12-13-2006 at 10:54 AM

I used to be ok with a machete when working in the field as a surveyor. Now I'm an office guy and not so good. After the children arrived my mindset over whose life is more important changed a bit (Yes my children are more important to me).

Still I don't think I will carry a machete for defense. Nor do I have a gun. The best advice I've received is to keep a baseball bat in the car- along with ball and glove of course. I know how to work one and would be far more likely to use it when needed vs. hesitating with a more instantly lethal weapon.

Mostly I try to avoid situations where a confrontation is likely.

Cypress - 12-13-2006 at 01:45 PM

You're gonna do this or that with sticks, machetes, sprays against somebody with an assault weapon?:lol: You're gonna get injured. Have been injured a time or two. Ain't fun.:no: Been hurt once or twice. Being hurt is way better than being injured.:spingrin:

vandenberg - 12-13-2006 at 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Cypress
You're gonna do this or that with sticks, machetes, sprays against somebody with an assault weapon?:lol: You're gonna get injured. Have been injured a time or two. Ain't fun.:no: Been hurt once or twice. Being hurt is way better than being injured.:spingrin:


And even more better then being dead !!:lol::lol::lol:

Hook - 12-13-2006 at 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by Cypress
You're gonna do this or that with sticks, machetes, sprays against somebody with an assault weapon?:lol: You're gonna get injured. Have been injured a time or two. Ain't fun.:no: Been hurt once or twice. Being hurt is way better than being injured.:spingrin:


I think everyone who has expressed their legal preference for a weapon in Mexico will agree that an assault weapon trumps everything.

It's still no reason to go like a lamb to the slaughter. It's not like we would simply brandish our weapons in the face of a firearm anyway. I wouldn't. People with firearms usually make it's presence known very early in the confrontation. It's the people like the ones who came upon the poor soul on PLaya Armenta that I want to deter.

This is all about personal preference. If you prefer to have NO means of protection, I wish you well.

[Edited on 12-13-2006 by Hook]

Mango - 12-13-2006 at 04:43 PM

I prefer one of these:




Fill it with 6 D-cell's and you've got yourself a midevil mace. A great technique is to hold the end with the light with one hand(almost like a baseball bat, but hold your arm like you will throw a football), blind your attacker with the light, then wack them with it.

My friend whose father is a Sheriff taught me that little trick. He also told me you could get busted for having a weapon; unless, there were batteries in it. Funny, because it wouldn't be a very good weapon without the weight of the batteries.

You can also get a clip to hold the flashlight under your car seat, etc.

However; I generally rely on my smile, sharp tounge, and the overbearing physique surrounding my beer gut to save my behind. :lol:

Geronimo - 12-13-2006 at 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Mango
I prefer one of these:




Fill it with 6 D-cell's and you've got yourself a midevil mace. A great technique is to hold the end with the light with one hand(almost like a baseball bat, but hold your arm like you will throw a football), blind your attacker with the light, then wack them with it.



If you tape all the batteries together they wont rattle, little tip I learned from a repo man. I have seen colapsable battons that took the place of three of the batteries, also a lead slug that fit in place of three of the batteries. Both of these were used by the same La Paz county Deputy.

Lee - 12-13-2006 at 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Geronimo
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Originally posted by Mango
I prefer one of these:




Fill it with 6 D-cell's and you've got yourself a midevil mace. A great technique is to hold the end with the light with one hand(almost like a baseball bat, but hold your arm like you will throw a football), blind your attacker with the light, then wack them with it.



If you tape all the batteries together they wont rattle, little tip I learned from a repo man. I have seen colapsable battons that took the place of three of the batteries, also a lead slug that fit in place of three of the batteries. Both of these were used by the same La Paz county Deputy.


I carried one of these on a duty belt. It weighed a ton. It's a great weapon although very heavy.

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Cypress - 12-13-2006 at 05:29 PM

If you have a gun and the other guy has a flashlight??:lol: Is there something wrong with that picture?:o

DanO - 12-13-2006 at 05:31 PM

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A gun does trump no gun but only in the hands of someone skilled with a gun, really. In the hands of someone with no experience -- a kid, a drunken overweight lardburro, bets are off.
:cool:


Indeed. I was on the beach in front of the Rosarito Hotel years ago, and a drunken bum who was asleep a few yards away woke up, rolled to his feet, pulled a rusty revolver out of his waistband and started waving it around, demanding money from everyone in the vicinity. Three U.S. marines with their girlfriends happened to be the closest to him, and they took him out so fast you would have missed it if you had blinked. Looked like it hurt.

On another note, I have to nominate Bajaguy's piece as one of the funniest things I've ever read on this board. Hey Bajaguy, you want to demo the pepper spray too?

[Edited on 12-14-2006 by DanO]

bajaguy - 12-14-2006 at 05:17 PM

Honest, I didn't do it to myself.....:lol::lol::lol:

And no on the pepper spray.......had enough of that during training.but thanks anyway!!!

Lee - 12-14-2006 at 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by bajaguy
Honest, I didn't do it to myself.....:lol::lol::lol:

And no on the pepper spray.......had enough of that during training.but thanks anyway!!!


How come nobody believes you? The post was written like, well, your style of writing. It's really OK if you did do it. Just don't do it again?

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bajaguy - 12-15-2006 at 12:50 PM

:lol::lol::lol:

Cypress - 12-15-2006 at 01:52 PM

Careful! If someone has an assault weapon pointed at your chest, beware, he just might pull the trigger. Before he can take his finger of the trigger you have just absorbed no less than three rounds of full metal-jacket mayhem. He'll probably use your flashlight , if it's dark, to see what you have in your pockets.:no:

Mango - 12-15-2006 at 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by Cypress
Careful! If someone has an assault weapon pointed at your chest, beware, he just might pull the trigger. Before he can take his finger of the trigger you have just absorbed no less than three rounds of full metal-jacket mayhem. He'll probably use your flashlight , if it's dark, to see what you have in your pockets.:no:


I've never suggested that anyone use a flashlight against anyone with a gun, although others might have. If you want to go mano a mano with a guy with an assault rifle I'd sugest getting a tank.

A good heart and smile will solve more problems than any weapon will ever solve; however, it doesn't hurt to have a plan of action incase the other person has a bad heart and does not have any interest in solving problems.

You will be much better off if you have some idea in advance what you will do if confronted by a malicious person. In any confrontation, you try to stack the odds in your favor. If you have a 5lb flashlight that will crack skulls with a single blow, one reason why police use them, and the other guy does not.. you are in pretty good shape.

If the other person has a gun and you don't...I'd sugest your plan involve running or cooperating; depending on the situation.

I played rugby years ago; so, my plan is to be nice to everyone and avoid problems; but, use my size and experience being a human battering ram to intimidate and beat down evil-doers that try to foil the first part of my plan. (I'm still working on my Nacho Libre outfit:lol: )

After years of traveling all over Mexico I have yet to be robbed at gunpoint and only had two encounters with failed pick pockets, one by a drunk in Los Mochis and another on the DF Metro. Both potential pick pockets fled after a mean look from me, an aggressive stance, and a raised fist. I never hit them, nor did I ever want to. But, the pickpocktes realized that their jig was up and I was not afraid of pummeling them until the police arrived if that is what I was forced to do.

Most people are honest and good in Mexico. I've been on buses where every other person had a machete (including me ;D) The people on the bus were more likely to cut some fruit for me to eat than rob me or bust out into a spontanious reenactment of the Pirates of the Caribbean. Sure you will have some bad apples; but, if you are aware and the bad guys know it.. they will move on and find some easier pickings.

My flashlight will work well as a weapon on pretty much anyone without a gun. It is a last resort, my shock and awe. I avoid violence if at all possible. I'd prefer to be using my flashlight to find a lost beer in that dark than have to show someone the "light" the hard way.

BTW - The only time I have been robbed at gunpoint was here in the USA. Also, I've had a gun drawn on me for stopping a guy from beating up my female neighbor in college. Finally, I've been shot at by pochers while hiking in the woods here in the USA. So go figure... which side of the cage are we on?

This quote might end this silly post

Baja Bernie - 12-15-2006 at 07:41 PM

"The people on the bus were more likely to cut some fruit for me to eat than rob me."

Even were you exposed to the dangers that have been spoken of here very few of you would be willing to employ those fearsome weapons you have spoken of. Without the will the weapons are nothing.

fdt - 12-15-2006 at 09:59 PM

Le das matarile

Mango - 12-16-2006 at 02:58 AM

Machetes are very handy when traveling in the jungle or rain forest areas of Mexico. It is common to see people carry them on thier hips about town or on the 2nd class buses and Combis in the more rugged rural areas of the mainland. These people are not thugs or bandits. They are just people going about their normal day...using tools.. to clear paths, harvest food, prepare food, chop wood, etc...



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Without the will the weapons are nothing.


Wise words indeed.

My old rugby coach once told the team, "If you miss a tackle, it is because you chose not to make it. If you really want to tackle someone, you will choose to do so."

I have limited training and practice with firearms; but, I know enough about their capabilities to respect them. A machete, the same. I prefer to deal with what I know. I know how to hurt people with my body; and, I know people know how to hurt me too. I have no intrest in hurting anyone or allowing anyone to hurt me or my family if I can avoid it.

No matter where you are - Mexico, Zambia, Italy, or the USA - it is not a bad idea to do a little thinking ahead about what your own abilties, needs, and desires for personal security are before you get caught with your pants down. I have no intrest in putting my head in the sand or becoming an easy target when I have the ability and foresight to do otherwise.

People in Mexico are great. Danger is a relative term. The amount of it that you experience depends greatly upon your own actions. Sometimes its random and out of our control; but, more often it falsely perceived, self induced, or ignored all together. I feel safer in Mexico than I do in most places in the USA. And yes... I sleep with a locked door and a big flashlight next to my bed.

Oso - 12-16-2006 at 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by lencho
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Originally posted by fdt
Le das matarile


Como escuincle que pica al can para ver que onda... :biggrin:

--Larry


One witness is better than two.

DonBaja - 12-16-2006 at 12:21 PM

1. If he has a gun he's won
2. If he has a knife the only place he's gonna stab me is in the ass
3. If he has a knife and I have a machete then he will soon be a one armed bandit.

I go out of my way to avoid problems, but I also protect my wife, myself and my property.

Lee - 12-16-2006 at 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by DonBaja
1. If he has a gun he's won.....

I go out of my way to avoid problems, but I also protect my wife, myself and my property.


I'd rethink number one. Doesn't have to be that way. Protecting property is one thing. Protecting your wife is another. There's enough info around to know how to handle someone with a gun.

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Barry A. - 12-16-2006 at 06:47 PM

I have not read all the way thru this thread, but I would protect my property just as vigorously as I would protect my life----------in other words I catch somebody stealing my property INSIDE my house they can expect to be shot.

Lee - 12-17-2006 at 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by Barry A.
I have not read all the way thru this thread, but I would protect my property just as vigorously as I would protect my life----------in other words I catch somebody stealing my property INSIDE my house they can expect to be shot.


Barry, I know this might be a moot point for some folks -- but, is there a make my day law in Baja? I've wondered about this law in the US but there it is.

I've always subscribed to the Rule: no body, no evidence. Don't know how kindly Mexicans look on killing burglers. Do you know?

And if I take it a step further, I don't know how justified (in my mind, at least) it is to shoot someone who is stealing, say, a toaster. (Standing over you, in bed, with a knife, is a different matter.)

I understand how laws work up here. Someone coming through your window, you can shoot them. More or less.

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