watch out at Ensenada and la paz home depots!!

this happened to me, just a heads up for you all who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old latina girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
their huge breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, "No" , and instead ask you for a ride to another shopping plaza. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th , 9th, 10th, twice on the 19th, 23rd,
26th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

i am serious here!! this is no joke - there is a serious shortage of wallets here!!

Maybe they'll start targeting Wal Mart.Happy New Year!

I definitely don't consider myself to be a prude by any means, but I personally feel this is a "men's locker room" kinda post & not at all appropriate for this forum. Please remember the young ages of some of the posters here!

no one complained when it was written in spanish

this is so funny its been around since april 2005...
and i am still laffing

http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/windshield.asp



[Edited on 1-1-2007 by Bob and Susan]

Captain'
I forgot to mention..I heard (really) that those types of girls in Baja may not really be "girls" at all...jus' n FYI for next time okee doke?

capt.mike has April 1st been moved forward? Or this a LATE Dec.28th?

you can't please all the people some of the time

ok, guess this was too raw for a few. so now i say that since i am back in the air effective yesterday after 6 weeks down time for maintenance and was going stir crazy looking for stuff to do - that anyone offended by this story is welcome to have me buy them a beer at my place cause i am COMING TO BAJA JAN 12-14 TO BRING A LOAD OF DOCTORS DOWN WHO like a good joke.........................

capt. mike! Keep on keeping on!

funny

that was funny right there !

I was offended at least 24 times

glad to see there are a few regular Joes around here!

what the world needs now is not love sweet love...but to just lighten up!!

remind me to steer clear of the south............i mean southern states.

capt. mike, Do you feel like...?

....a Fox in a Henhouse?

Thanks for the good fun. Keep those Flying Docs entertained!

You might want to restructure that sentence

Later.

After hearing of this tip regarding Home Depot, I headed over to do some shopping for a job that I had to do, and after having a successful trip, and now that I am finished shopping, I can honestly say I had a happy ending.

Capt Mike, my husband was wondering, next time you drop a lovely lady off, could you drop one off near our house? Our car windows need a wash.....

remember he doesn't drive....capt = plane

won't they be kinda flat on arrival

[Edited on 1-3-2007 by Bob and Susan]