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capt. mike
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watch out at Ensenada and la paz home depots!!
this happened to me, just a heads up for you all who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old latina girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into
the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
their huge breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, "No"
, and instead ask you for a ride to another shopping plaza. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each
other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen November 4th , 9th, 10th, twice on the 19th, 23rd,
26th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
i am serious here!! this is no joke - there is a serious shortage of wallets here!!
formerly Ordained in Rev. Ewing\'s Church by Mail - busted on tax fraud.......
Now joined L. Ron Hoover\'s church of Appliantology
\"Remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over....\"
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Cypress
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 Maybe they'll start targeting Wal Mart. Happy New Year!
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longlegsinlapaz
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I definitely don't consider myself to be a prude by any means, but I personally feel this is a "men's locker room" kinda post & not at all
appropriate for this forum. Please remember the young ages of some of the posters here!
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Phil S
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O.K. Mike. "you blew it"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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villadelfin
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http://forums.bajanomad.com/viewthread.php?tid=21605#pid1939...
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Bob and Susan
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no one complained when it was written in spanish
this is so funny its been around since april 2005...
and i am still laffing
http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/windshield.asp
[Edited on 1-1-2007 by Bob and Susan]
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jorgie
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Mike, which Home Depot was that ??????
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fdt
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They started in Rosarito http://forums.bajanomad.com/viewthread.php?tid=9630
A well informed Baja California traveler is a smart Baja California traveler!
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Jack Swords
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Wow Mike...can't find a Home Depot here in La Paz, could it be Office Depot?? Got one of those!
Still laughing....
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pargo
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You blew it...they blew it...that blows!!
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pargo
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Captain'
I forgot to mention..I heard (really) that those types of girls in Baja may not really be "girls" at all...jus' n FYI for next time okee doke?
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FARASHA
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capt.mike has April 1st been moved forward? Or this a LATE Dec.28th?
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Frank
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I cant wait to go to work tuesday!!!!!!!!!!
[Edited on 1-1-2007 by Frank]
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bajaguy
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Damn....I was at Home Depot in Ensenada about a hundred times LAST week, must have been when they were on their way to another
location...........maybe I should have driven a Hummer..................
[Edited on 1-1-2007 by bajaguy]
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capt. mike
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you can't please all the people some of the time
ok, guess this was too raw for a few. so now i say that since i am back in the air effective yesterday after 6 weeks down time for maintenance and was
going stir crazy looking for stuff to do - that anyone offended by this story is welcome to have me buy them a beer at my place cause i am COMING TO
BAJA JAN 12-14 TO BRING A LOAD OF DOCTORS DOWN WHO like a good joke.........................
formerly Ordained in Rev. Ewing\'s Church by Mail - busted on tax fraud.......
Now joined L. Ron Hoover\'s church of Appliantology
\"Remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over....\"
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Cypress
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capt. mike! Keep on keeping on!
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mulege marv
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funny
that was funny right there !
Want what you have
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Dave
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I was offended at least 24 times
| Quote: | Originally posted by capt. mike
anyone offended by this story is welcome to have me buy them a beer at my place |
But could you deliver?
(And maybe throw in a dozen wallets?)
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capt. mike
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glad to see there are a few regular Joes around here!
what the world needs now is not love sweet love...but to just lighten up!!
remind me to steer clear of the south............i mean southern states.
formerly Ordained in Rev. Ewing\'s Church by Mail - busted on tax fraud.......
Now joined L. Ron Hoover\'s church of Appliantology
\"Remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over....\"
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Summanus
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capt. mike, Do you feel like...?
....a Fox in a Henhouse?
Thanks for the good fun. Keep those Flying Docs entertained!
Summanus....ancient Roman Nightly Thunder God. He liked refrieds too.
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