Originally posted by bajadogs
Thank you for not damaging my truck. You are quite ingenious in your ability to drop the tailgate under the locked shell without causing a scratch.
Don’t count on being able to do that next time I’m in town. It’s a shame you weren’t in the back of my truck 2 hours earlier. You would have had your
choice of clothing, household goods, shoes, bedding, toys for the kids... Nope, you were too late as you see I had just dropped the truckload off at
Casa de los Pobres in Tijuana and all you had to choose from were my meager camping supplies. Thanks for leaving the wife’s and kid’s sleeping bags.
I’ll miss mine since it’s fairly new and the first one I’ve owned that cost more than $30. It will keep you warm as you sleep in comfortable guilt. No
heat - tumble dry, OK? Thanks for not stealing my daughter’s Godzilla fishing pole. That sentimental pole should have given you a clue as to the
quality of the tackle in the box you ran off with. I’d love to see the expression on your face when you open that tackle box up an see the rusted out
hooks, wads of shredded fishing line, bottle caps, broken sand dollars, and many other various pieces of washed up crap my daughter has collected from
beaches all over Baja. I’m sorry it smells so bad. A chunk of squid was left in it last Thanksgiving. Feel free to discard that tackle box.
What comes around goes around and if I catch you next time something is going to come around real fast. Sleep warm.
To the samaritan who tied my tailgate back up with a rope,
I’m sure you prevented further theft. It could have been much, much worse.
Thank you,
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