Originally posted by longlegsinlapaz
Quote: | The metal thingy under the wine bottle is to catch drips. There's also a special pour spout on the bottle that prevents drips. Ana doesn't like drips
in her house (no comments please.) |
Biting my tongue!
Quote: | The glass vase (multi-colored) was blown by Ana's brother-in-law. The other glass vase (green) is for collecting wine corks (I haven't been told why
we collect wine corks.) | I see all those years of married life have taught you nothing about the old
"Need-to-know basis"!
Quote: | If you look at the 2nd photo you will see there is a yellow handle bottle opener on the counter with the magnet broken off after dropping it on the
tile floor. Since that photo was taken, we now have a brand-spanking new opener (I'm not allowed to use the new one because I was the one that dropped
the yellow one.) | Haven't yet
graduated with honors from Ana's School of Grace & Agility, huh?
Quote: | The kitchen is spotless because I am not allowed in there except to re-fill my coffee cup. | Ya know Steve,
I could blow your cover & spill the beans on the fact that you're this huge & tall hulk of a guy while Ana is in
reality a sweet & always smiling little itty bitty thing, but I'd hate to disillusion those who haven't yet met you....of the picture you're
painting of Ana being this big old warhorse meanie with a frequently used whip & you just an abused & downtrodden poor little urchin battered,
bruised & crying in whatever corner you are allowed! |