Originally posted by soulpatch
YoUn know, I was prondering this and since I am not a lunatic, nor a commie for those that care, butt a nutt (which is quite odd in itself since I am
allerjic to nutts), I was thinking aboot this fish I almost caught once.
Christ, it was big. But the esea still holds as many as it used to so go almost get one yourself.
You should've scene it. I wish I had.
So, I was on my way back to the people in the GoOd OLd dazy(dazy was my ride....god I miss her) where men were men and women service them and I just
couldn't get over how damn together my chiiite was bundled! If cows were pink then I was tickled.
Except fo r that once place int the road....some drunk arse mukker futher with his finger out the window and redfaced yellin' was in my lane...WTF?
So, Anwyay....nekkid as usual, I high tialed it back to my place liek I was on a bycicle on the cover of a Queen album.
THere, well, I consorted with the simple people and, as we danced 'round the Maypole, I thought "thank god I am not in 'Frisco, becuase ,w eell they
might think I am gay.
No way, tho. Not here in Texas.
[Edited on 5-6-2011 by soulpatch] |