IT's ME! IT's ME! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, I'M FREE!

HELLO DEAR ONES!
Oh, I have missed you all SO,SO, much!
'BHL', My Burning Hunka Love, has left me and put me out of my misery. He KNEW, It had been NEAL JOHNS, all along,that my heart had been 'yearning for'.

I'm slimmed down to 104 lbs now, a good 'stalking' weight. Those that knew me before knew that I was a 'bit plumper', (For comfort), and as the discussion of 'G-STRINGS' came across the board one day, I myself opened up to the subject way back then, and admitted that, yes indeed, I had tried on one of those dental floss devices myself, AND HAD NOT SEEN THE DAMN THJING SINCE THEN!!

WELL, I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE, AS THE WIEGHT CAME OFF, MORE WAS REVEALED, AND I FINALLY FOUND THE DAMN THING!!!

I will be MOVING TO BAJA, after a final two day surgery on my back on Nov.18th.to straighten it with metal rods, (Scoliosis from my G-Mom). 'Taking out my kinky' ,so to speak. I'll be in a brace for six months, but that won't slow me down.

David picked a pretty crappy time to be puting me through a divorce, but, it was no accident on his part. He has become a very different man, This was a very drastic, expensive AND permanent move on his part to solve a temporary 'mid-life' crisis.

I offered to buy him a corvette, (UNLIKE a porcupine, the 'pricks' are on the INSIDE).
No, that wasn't enough.
I offered to take him with me for a night at the 'Bunny Ranch', in L.V.
No, he didn't want that either....so. I have come to the obvious conclussion, he is not only stupid, HE'S GAY!! Hell, I'M EVEN SORRY he turned THAT one down!

Anyway, Boojum Buddies, I need some leads to a furnished rental home in the Rosarito or similar area. 2-3 bedroom, I prefer 2, but, whatever.
Hopefully within 25 to 50 miles from the border, close to the beach. I have to keep my citizenship for my continued disability payments and medicare. How long down there can I stay at a time? What about my pets?
GOD! it's a newbie here, all over again!

I'm in a hazzy fog some days, MY DOCTOR, prescribed me medical leafy herbs to control my pain and stimulate my appetite. It's working and is, MUCH better than the pills most doctors want to push on me. My immune system is getting stronger also. FINALY!!!

Will that be a problem down there? will they honor a medical marijuanna prescription? or, will I go to the dungeon? I REALLY dson't want to take pills., they are SO dangerous.

In short, as I must close now, I need leads for a move in around April or May, 2013. My credit is in the high 800's so that won't be a problem. I prefer renting from an American, but, what do I know? David kept me away from Baja and almost everything about it, so help, advice and a kind word would really help me out.
Ok, It's GOOD TO BE HOME!

PLEASE, FILL ME IN ON NEWS, GOSSIP, STORIES HOW YOUR LIVES HAVE BEEN EMPTY WITHOUT ME, ETC.

BIG BOOJUM HUGS AND LOVE,
'M',
(Michelle Diekmann)

Wow!!

http://www.baja123.com/homes.aspx?tabid=2310011&__ts=134...

Hey, M....... This is a link to Baja 123. I've been watching them for a year or so in anticipation of moving down from Carlsbad soon. They seem to have a pretty good selection of rentals. I'm thinking of going down inn the next week or two to hook up with one of the agents and take a look around. I just retired as of Aug 1 and want to do some traveling in Mexico soon. Call me if there's anything I can do to help. Dick....... phone # is posted to the left <<< over there.

WELCOME BACK M!!


Good to hear from you and know that you are still alive....or shall we say reborn? Been quite awhile since we last heard from you.

I'm thinking about making the Baja move too...or at least traveling down there very regularly. I'm just starting my SS and some Teamsters retirement so the expenses will be easier to handle. Like you, I've not spent much time down there in the last few years and I'm yearning to get back too!!

So best of luck in your search and in your surgery. I'll be looking forward to seeing you again in the future. I like David's idea of having a BBBB or Viva Baja party again!



Miguelamo / Michael / Amo

hola,welcome back !!

sounds like your a cool chick !! K&T

Heyyyy....waydaminit.

Hi, M, Welcome Back, You Were Missed!

I offered to buy him a corvette, (UNLIKE a porcupine, the 'pricks' are on the INSIDE).

Poor, Poor, Girl....

Pictures please.

BERNIE?

Bernie got tired of waiting for you

WHAT JOY!

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Originally posted by AmoPescar WELCOME BACK M!! Good to hear from you and know that you are still alive....or shall we say reborn? Been quite awhile since we last heard from you. I'm thinking about making the Baja move too...or at least traveling down there very regularly. I'm just starting my SS and some Teamsters retirement so the expenses will be easier to handle. Like you, I've not spent much time down there in the last few years and I'm yearning to get back too!! So best of luck in your search and in your surgery. I'll be looking forward to seeing you again in the future. I like David's idea of having a BBBB or Viva Baja party again! Miguelamo / Michael / Amo

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Originally posted by captkw sounds like your a cool chick !! K&T

Pualina! I have missed you so much!!!! You a lovely adversary, but I know, 'things'. You don't stand a chance! As #2 though, you will have special favors, granted by me. Perhaps we can share? you can have Sundays. If your good, maybe Thursdays, with MY Neal.
Miriam, be patient, we all realize, we are simply taking 'your scraps', but my! WHAT SCRAPS!
LOLOL, Thank GOD! your an understanding woman. He's simply an addiction. An itch so to speak. Agreed girls?
<M

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Originally posted by DENNIS Quote: Originally posted by M Have you forgotten the, 'FILTHY' time we spent together 'In The Sack'? Pictures please.

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Originally posted by M Quote: Originally posted by AmoPescar WELCOME BACK M!! Good to hear from you and know that you are still alive....or shall we say reborn? Been quite awhile since we last heard from you. I'm thinking about making the Baja move too...or at least traveling down there very regularly. I'm just starting my SS and some Teamsters retirement so the expenses will be easier to handle. Like you, I've not spent much time down there in the last few years and I'm yearning to get back too!! So best of luck in your search and in your surgery. I'll be looking forward to seeing you again in the future. I like David's idea of having a BBBB or Viva Baja party again! Miguelamo / Michael / Amo Oh, AMO, I LOVE your beard! Handsome fellow. Yes, PLEASE, make the move, I would love to have a neighbor such as yourself, an old amigo. I am grateful for the kind words and very much, look forward to seeing you and ALL my lost amigos. You all were my greatest life sacrifice to honor my vows to my husband. I wish he were more. He did me a favor I think, an incredibly painful favor, but I hope he finds what he needs. BIG Hugs to you Amo. Keep that beard growing! M

YES...you would be a fun neighbor too. And I DO look forward to seeing you again in the near future,

Thanks for the beard compliment. When I decided to grow it again 2 years ago, I didn't know it would come in SO white/silver! Well, it created a new me...SANTA CLAUS. I had become the jolly old fellow to kids and adults alike. I get hundreds of comments and looks about being HIM. It is truly amazing how the kids respond to me and it is so much fun. Going to get a suit this year and do some gigs.

Take care my friend, Michael / Amo

Are you a good Santa or a Bad Santa?

OH....I''M GOOD OF COURSE!!!


BUT...when a couple of gorgeous women are posing on each arm for a picture....I can't help but thinking about ??????????......LOL!!!!!


I'll let you fill in the _______________



You have such a dirty mind!!! ......I was thinking more along the lines of "when do I get my next break?" ...LOL!


Miguelamo

I hope Good Santa gets as lucky as Bad Santa!

Let's go 4x4!

M Baby,
I take off for the weekend and missed your coming out party post! I have missed your clanky old body.

I'm still here for you, Never mind that my maiden sister is married.

DK, we really do need a party for the old crew. Go, go, Dawg, go!
Neal

NEAL!! OH BABY!!

Maybe we should fill everybody in on our, 'inside joke'? I might get a reputation here
You tell the story about getting me in 'the sack;' OK? Where have you been?
Send my hugs to the original, CURRANT, W.I.S. (WIFE IN SERVICE)

HEY, Where is.....

Confession time: The sack I got M in was a trash sack while we were picking up trash in Guadalupe Hot Springs. Our fingers touched and it was like an electric shock! That girl has IT! The last time it happened to me it was with Clara Bow, The IT Girl of 1929.

I knew there was something missing been trying to find out what but now we know!

I broke out of my first one after 30 years best move I ever made,WELCOME BACK,life is to short to get stuck with just one
Rob

Geez Neal, you just dated yourselfWelcome back M!!! Good to be free? You betcha babe! Theres some grumpy old farts here these days.I know you can handle em!Tell us more, we are family..(Capt. Sharkey is still around)

[Edited on 10-3-2012 by Sallysouth]

I was thinking that ALSO, D.K.

"M you were always a good cheerleader at my Viva Baja events!"

DK, You are so right! Get M full of good cheer and WoW! Stand back!

ANOTHER OLD AMIGO, HURRAY!!!!

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Originally posted by baitcast I knew there was something missing been trying to find out what but now we know! Anyone can catch fish in a boat but only "El Pescador Grande" can get them from the beach. I hope when my time comes the old man will let me bring my rod and the water will be warm and clear. I broke out of my first one after 30 years best move I ever made,WELCOME BACK,life is to short to get stuck with just one Rob

Oh man, M, you have got to meet Pompano, when he comes back south. This seems like a match made in heav...........uh, Baja.

Ditch the WIW, co-pilots have more fun. Who wants to bounce around in an old Toyota?

When two firecrackers explode in the desert, is any sound made?

Oh yeah! For miles and miles.........

COUNT NME IN!!

.


DK, I would love to open my house to you and Angel as you pass through. I go in hospital on Nov. 18th for 2-3 weeks. E me with your LA and SB dates and plans would you?

I have mucho pre-op tests and stuff to do before they flay me like a fish, on the 18th and 19th (2 day surgerey), but I have a few years of neglect from my hiusband to make up for, and I hope to get AS MUCH PLAY TIME as I can before then. I( am going to do my best to keep the 15th open and be your 'cheerleader' again.
I am told, I will be good as new when they are done with my back. I figure, with the cost of this operation, and the expected agravation and frustration I have to endure, it's not TOO much to ask for them to throw in and bring, 'the girls' a couple inches North, is it? Really! there are just SOME THINGS that SHOULD NOT be tucked into pants. Agreed?

M
PS, Ok, I'm joking, I was told, not filet'd like a fish ar all!

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Originally posted by M HELLO DEAR ONES! Oh, I have missed you all SO,SO, much! 'BHL', My Burning Hunka Love, has left me and put me out of my misery. He KNEW, It had been NEAL JOHNS, all along,that my heart had been 'yearning for'. I'm slimmed down to 104 lbs now, a good 'stalking' weight. Those that knew me before knew that I was a 'bit plumper', (For comfort), and as the discussion of 'G-STRINGS' came across the board one day, I myself opened up to the subject way back then, and admitted that, yes indeed, I had tried on one of those dental floss devices myself, AND HAD NOT SEEN THE DAMN THJING SINCE THEN!! WELL, I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE, AS THE WIEGHT CAME OFF, MORE WAS REVEALED, AND I FINALLY FOUND THE DAMN THING!!! I will be MOVING TO BAJA, after a final two day surgery on my back on Nov.18th.to straighten it with metal rods, (Scoliosis from my G-Mom). 'Taking out my kinky' ,so to speak. I'll be in a brace for six months, but that won't slow me down. David picked a pretty crappy time to be puting me through a divorce, but, it was no accident on his part. He has become a very different man, This was a very drastic, expensive AND permanent move on his part to solve a temporary 'mid-life' crisis. I offered to buy him a corvette, (UNLIKE a porcupine, the 'pricks' are on the INSIDE). No, that wasn't enough. I offered to take him with me for a night at the 'Bunny Ranch', in L.V. No, he didn't want that either....so. I have come to the obvious conclussion, he is not only stupid, HE'S GAY!! Hell, I'M EVEN SORRY he turned THAT one down! Anyway, Boojum Buddies, I need some leads to a furnished rental home in the Rosarito or similar area. 2-3 bedroom, I prefer 2, but, whatever. Hopefully within 25 to 50 miles from the border, close to the beach. I have to keep my citizenship for my continued disability payments and medicare. How long down there can I stay at a time? What about my pets? GOD! it's a newbie here, all over again! I'm in a hazzy fog some days, MY DOCTOR, prescribed me medical leafy herbs to control my pain and stimulate my appetite. It's working and is, MUCH better than the pills most doctors want to push on me. My immune system is getting stronger also. FINALY!!! Will that be a problem down there? will they honor a medical marijuanna prescription? or, will I go to the dungeon? I REALLY dson't want to take pills., they are SO dangerous. In short, as I must close now, I need leads for a move in around April or May, 2013. My credit is in the high 800's so that won't be a problem. I prefer renting from an American, but, what do I know? David kept me away from Baja and almost everything about it, so help, advice and a kind word would really help me out. Ok, It's GOOD TO BE HOME! PLEASE, FILL ME IN ON NEWS, GOSSIP, STORIES HOW YOUR LIVES HAVE BEEN EMPTY WITHOUT ME, ETC. BIG BOOJUM HUGS AND LOVE, 'M', (Michelle Diekmann)

Sally, I am missing my amigas.

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Originally posted by Sallysouth Geez Neal, you just dated yourselfWelcome back M!!! Good to be free? You betcha babe! Theres some grumpy old farts here these days.I know you can handle em!Tell us more, we are family..(Capt. Sharkey is still around) [Edited on 10-3-2012 by Sallysouth]

Oh Hook....

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Originally posted by Hook Oh man, M, you have got to meet Pompano, when he comes back south. This seems like a match made in heav...........uh, Baja. Ditch the WIW, co-pilots have more fun. Who wants to bounce around in an old Toyota? When two firecrackers explode in the desert, is any sound made? Oh yeah! For miles and miles.........

How come I don't get those invites

Amo: How about a special appearance on the next toy drive?
We can pay you with an extra serving of tamales

Now you wait just a dang minute missy!!!!

I'am WIW#1! Just what makes you think you can sneak back here and claime my Neal?!!! Don't know if I can whip you or not (replaced shoulder/broken back, But, what I do know is I now have some weight on ya! So watch yourself!

(sorta) glad to have you back............It sure would be fun to get together with the old BBBB bunch and new friends too. You get settled in and healed up (me too) and see what we can do. Luv ya gal, Debra (aka Travelpearl)

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Originally posted by Debra Now you wait just a dang minute missy!!!! I'am WIW#1! Just what makes you think you can sneak back here and claime my Neal?!!! Don't know if I can whip you or not (replaced shoulder/broken back, But, what I do know is I now have some weight on ya! So watch yourself! (sorta) glad to have you back............It sure would be fun to get together with the old BBBB bunch and new friends too. You get settled in and healed up (me too) and see what we can do. Luv ya gal, Debra (aka Travelpearl)

Oh dear God... look what M has started!

Maybe it was Neal Johns who started this mess with his ever growing harem of Baja gals!??