Originally posted by Osprey
• Bartending. He simply cannot distinguish the difference between an olive and an onion. I’m a martini man and I cannot abide this error. Scold I
must. Once, sufficiently chided, he placed a proper olive in the drink, added a tiny paper cutout (from one of my favorite travel maps) of the state
of Vermont. It is to laugh. He mistakes Vermont for Vermouth. To his credit I learned that Vermont has recently been declared a national disaster
zone because of severe drought.
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