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SWMBO run-in with imigracion at SY

Santiago - 1-31-2016 at 08:40 AM

When we crossed southbound a few weeks ago at SY, we stopped so SWMBO could get her FMM (I have a RP). She shows the lady officer at the desk her passport and the officer notices that it was stamped in October and said she didn't need one as the FMM issued then would still be good. "So, lady, where is the FMM?" "I don't have it, aren't we supposed to turn them in when we cross north bound anyway?" "No, they are good for 180 days, so you need to go get it - and do you think I could get into the USA without a Visa?"

So we go to the truck and pretend to search for it, go back into the office with our tails between our legs and say we can't find it. The other officer starts to have SWMBO fill out a new form and the original officer looks over from the work she is doing says sternly, "You will have to pay for this one!"

We pay and skedaddle. Sheesh.
On the way back to the truck SWMBO uncharacteristically muttered "B*tch".
My advice is to never get between to women who are starting to not get along.


[Edited on 1-31-2016 by Santiago]

woody with a view - 1-31-2016 at 08:59 AM

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either way, you are correct!:light:

David K - 1-31-2016 at 10:14 AM

What's a SWMBO?

Santiago - 1-31-2016 at 10:32 AM

Quote: Originally posted by David K  
What's a SWMBO?


I've be asking myself that very questions for over 36 years.

Udo - 1-31-2016 at 10:34 AM

My question also, DK...i'm glad you asked first!
Quote: Originally posted by David K  
What's a SWMBO?

SFandH - 1-31-2016 at 10:42 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Santiago  


My advice is to never get between two women who are starting to not get along.



:lol: you got that right!!

rts551 - 1-31-2016 at 10:44 AM

ISN't google wonderful! good one Santiago.

rts551 - 1-31-2016 at 10:48 AM

Quote: Originally posted by SFandH  
Quote: Originally posted by Udo  
My question also, DK...i'm glad you asked first!



Quote: Originally posted by David K  
What's a SWMBO?


I double click a word or abbreviation and the definition pops up. I suppose you could be old fashioned and use a search engine.


Left click...same thing. Translate as well.

SFandH - 1-31-2016 at 10:52 AM

translate? nice! what OS? i have chrome

Santiago - 1-31-2016 at 10:54 AM

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bS5YmETSVCI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

SFandH - 1-31-2016 at 10:57 AM

mtgoat666 - 1-31-2016 at 10:59 AM

Quote: Originally posted by David K  
What's a SWMBO?


I think it is single white male black obese,... But the op probably left it up to the reader to mean whatever they want it to mean, eh?

rts551 - 1-31-2016 at 11:04 AM

Quote: Originally posted by SFandH  
translate? nice! what OS? i have chrome


Windows 10. Chrome and Edge do not support it. Firefox and Explorer do. You use an add on of your choice.

Whale-ista - 1-31-2016 at 11:16 AM

Nomad needs a new category: "Adventures with FMMs"

David K - 1-31-2016 at 11:38 AM

If Baja Angel ever saw me call her a SWMBO she would either be insulted or agree 100%... LOL
Nice one Jim!

David K - 1-31-2016 at 11:40 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Udo  
My question also, DK...i'm glad you asked first!



Quote: Originally posted by David K  
What's a SWMBO?


Like you, I never saw or noticed that term before... But, lookie it is well known to some!: http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/SWMBO

Udo - 1-31-2016 at 11:50 AM

Thanks, DK!

David K - 1-31-2016 at 11:53 AM

Quote: Originally posted by Udo  
Thanks, DK!


Always my pleasure amigo!
I hope we can meet up sometime again real soon. When you were still working in my area, it was fun when you popped by.

23S52N - 1-31-2016 at 12:08 PM

Originally used by Rumpole of the Bailey to refer to his sig other, not always in an endearing way and never in abbreviated form. Had to use David's link to switch the light on.

Regards,
Keith

bajabuddha - 1-31-2016 at 12:15 PM

Whew! Good thing BIMBO is a bread company ! :o

rts551 - 1-31-2016 at 12:57 PM

SWMBO almost as good as BIZZARO.

BajaBlanca - 1-31-2016 at 07:45 PM

SWMBO hahahaha

Lee - 1-31-2016 at 08:07 PM

SWMBO. Thought it was from the '65 movie with Ursula Andress ''She'' (who must be obeyed).

Santiago - 1-31-2016 at 08:45 PM

Lee: yes, Ursula was my first love, alas, she did not return it.