comitan
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Golf hysteria
For sharks ne day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island in
Baja for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thought. As the speck got closer and closer he began to rule out
the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
Suddenly, there emerged from the surf a wet-suited, black-clad figure. Putting aside the scuba grear and the mask, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous
blonde woman. The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irisman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the Irishman, "that is so good, I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can
be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey?" asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
At this, the gorgeous blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips the pocket, removes a flask and hands it to him.
The Irishman opens the flask and takes a long drink. "Tis nectar of the gods! he exclaimed. "Tis truly fantastic!"
At this point, the beautiful blonde starts to slowly unzip the long front of her westsuit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and
asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there, too!"
Strive For The Ideal, But Deal With What\'s Real.
Every day is a new day, better than the day before.(from some song)
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
“The sincere pursuit of truth requires you to entertain the possibility that everything you believe to be true may in fact be false”
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Sharksbaja
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Looks like I would have a new sport! But I'd have to get permission first!
Now that's a "club" story! Thanks Comi!
I'm not obsessed with golf as some might think. In fact up until a month ago I rarely gave it much thought. But now...............I
still don't give it much thought.
Life is good!
Irish?
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bajaden
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OK, here we go Sharky. Golf, Golf, Golf, Golf.. Sorry folks, inside joke.
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Sharksbaja
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I think that Diver had it right:
"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
sorry folks, "outside" joke.
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