fdt
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Uno de pepito
La maestra en el salón de clases le dice a sus alumnos:
– A ver niños, díganme qué parte de mi cuerpo les gusta más, y yo les voy a adivinar qué es lo que van a ser cuando sean grandes. A ver Juanito, ¿qué
te gusta más de mi cuerpo?
“Su pelo, maestra”, responde el niño.
– Entonces tú vas a ser peluquero cuando seas grande. A ver Luisito, a ti, ¿qué te gusta más de mi cuerpo?
“Sus ojos, maestra”.
– ¡Ahhh!, entonces tú vas a ser oculista, Luisito. A ver Diego, ¿y a ti?
“A mí me gustan sus dientes, maestra”.
– Muy bien, entonces tú serás dentista cuando seas grande, Diego. A ver Pepito, ahora dime tú lo que más te gusta de mí.
“Yo para qué le digo maestra, acabo de descubrir que quiero ser lechero”.
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Oso
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Cool! You must have gotten that from a D.F. website. I always remember going to the Peluquero for a haircut when I lived there.
When I came to the Frontera, I was surprised to see "Barbero" signs on the barbershops. I had always known barbero as a term for "flatterer", someone
who "le hace la barba" or "chucks you under the chin" i.e.; pays you excessive compliments as a way of conning you out of something.
All my childhood I wanted to be older. Now I\'m older and this chitn sucks.
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fdt
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Terminacion ero
The latest one I heard was in reference to the guy that does the border wait report, el reporte de garitas es el "Garitero"
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BAJACAT
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what about Culeroooooooo
this one is for socker fans
BAJA IS WHAT YOU WANTED TO BE, FUN,DANGEROUS,INCREDIBLE, REMOTE, EXOTIC..JUST GO AND HAVE FUN.....
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