bajajudy
Elite Nomad
Posts: 6886
Registered: 10-4-2004
Location: San Jose del Cabo,BCS
Member Is Offline
|
|
A chicken in every wok
Some of you may remember Gympy. Well she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer for sure. She has started sitting in a rusty old wok that some
surfers who hid out during Marty left here. Add water and fire and you got soup.
|
|
|
Paula
Super Nomad
Posts: 2219
Registered: 1-5-2006
Location: Loreto
Member Is Offline
|
|
Hey guys!!! Let's all go to Judy's!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
Iflyfish
Ultra Nomad
Posts: 3747
Registered: 10-17-2006
Member Is Offline
|
|
Gettin ready to lay you an omlette!
Iflyfish
|
|
|
FARASHA
Senior Nomad
Posts: 848
Registered: 6-3-2006
Member Is Offline
|
|
Fried chicken BAJA Style?  really funny -Thanks for the Pic!
|
|
|
djh
Senior Nomad
Posts: 936
Registered: 1-2-2005
Location: Earth mostly. Loreto, N. ID, Big Island
Member Is Offline
Mood: Mellow fellow, plays a yellow cello...
|
|
Just too funnnnny
I had to save that photo ! !
and the caption contest begins....??
"Ignorance is bliss."
(From the) "Fryer to the Frying pan."
Shing (who was born in Keelung, Taiwan aka "Chicken Cage City" because of it's topography / shape) had a good laugh for this one too!!!
Now THIS is BajaNomad fun!!!
djh
Its all just stuff and some numbers.
A day spent sailing isn\'t deducted from one\'s life.
Peace, Love, and Music
|
|
|
DENNIS
Platinum Nomad
Posts: 29510
Registered: 9-2-2006
Location: Punta Banda
Member Is Offline
|
|
"This guy, said he was a colonel, told me to sit here and not move."
|
|
|
Cypress
Elite Nomad
Posts: 7641
Registered: 3-12-2006
Location: on the bayou
Member Is Offline
Mood: undecided
|
|
If that hen isn't careful we'll throw in a dumpling or two and din-din will be ready.
|
|
|
toneart
Ultra Nomad
Posts: 4901
Registered: 7-23-2006
Member Is Offline
Mood: Skeptical
|
|
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she went for a wok.
You may not think that's funny but try telling it to chickens. It just kills them.
|
|
|
Cypress
Elite Nomad
Posts: 7641
Registered: 3-12-2006
Location: on the bayou
Member Is Offline
Mood: undecided
|
|
toneart! 
|
|
|
DENNIS
Platinum Nomad
Posts: 29510
Registered: 9-2-2006
Location: Punta Banda
Member Is Offline
|
|
| Quote: | Originally posted by toneart
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she went for a wok.
|
That's pretty cluckin good, Toneart. Urine the lead again.
|
|
|
windgrrl
Super Nomad
Posts: 1335
Registered: 9-2-2006
Member Is Offline
|
|
I love those latin-american chickens and that is the funniest one I have seen yet. Reminds me of the only joke I can remember. My dad left this one as
part of his legacy of the weird and amusing:
If it takes a chicken and a 1/2 a day and a 1/2 to lay an egg and a 1/2, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a
dill pickle?
Kept me amused for years.
When the way comes to an end, then change. Having changed, you pass through.
~ I-Ching
|
|
|
Sallysouth
Super Nomad
Posts: 1835
Registered: 10-9-2003
Location: Capo Beach
Member Is Offline
Mood: missing Baja...
|
|
Hey Judy, have you thought about putting some noodles (uncooked) under her?There ya go! Chicken noodle soup! Great pic!
Happiness is just a Baja memory away...
|
|
|
Iflyfish
Ultra Nomad
Posts: 3747
Registered: 10-17-2006
Member Is Offline
|
|
Chicken suicide?
Iflyfish
|
|
|
vandenberg
Elite Nomad
Posts: 5118
Registered: 6-21-2005
Location: Nopolo
Member Is Offline
Mood: mellow
|
|
| Quote: | Originally posted by windgrrl
If it takes a chicken and a 1/2 a day and a 1/2 to lay an egg and a 1/2, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a
dill pickle?
./quote]
Put it on my sliderule and it came up with 2 min. 30.07 sec.
|
|
|
|
Martyman
Super Nomad
Posts: 1904
Registered: 9-10-2004
Member Is Offline
|
|
Q:Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A:He was safety pinned to the chicken.
|
|
|
toneart
Ultra Nomad
Posts: 4901
Registered: 7-23-2006
Member Is Offline
Mood: Skeptical
|
|
| Quote: | Originally posted by Martyman
Q:Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A:He was safety pinned to the chicken. |
...as in Wok Rock?.........sorta like Hip Hop with a hot cluck beat. Safety pinned?....that's fasten-ating!
|
|
|
BirdDog
Nomad
Posts: 182
Registered: 3-9-2007
Location: Iowa
Member Is Offline
Mood: Desperate to move to Baja
|
|
What the cluck is that chicken up too? Hopefully about 180 degrees.
|
|
|
kellychapman
Nomad
Posts: 246
Registered: 9-19-2006
Location: Loreto CBS
Member Is Offline
Mood: heavenly
|
|
your killing me.....
| Quote: | Originally posted by toneart
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she went for a wok.
You may not think that's funny but try telling it to chickens. It just kills them. |
..I think that is hilarious and the perfect answer to a lifelong delima
for me.....I could never figure that joke out.....made no sense till now...
what a great picture.....now for some ready to fry eggs......
priceless.....
|
|
|
Bob H
Elite Nomad
Posts: 5867
Registered: 8-19-2003
Location: San Diego
Member Is Offline
|
|
Great photo!
One of my favorite chicken jokes...
"Three-Legged Chickens"
A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was
doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that
the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had
three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird.
I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
Bob H
The SAME boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's about what you are made of NOT the circumstance.
|
|
|
Wingnut
Nomad
Posts: 171
Registered: 5-5-2007
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Member Is Offline
Mood: Baja Pensive
|
|
Brings new meaning to the old saying "...a chicken in every pot."
|
|
|
![[*]](images/xmbforum/default_icon.gif){kind=icon}
