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BMG
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various versions of that joke have been floating around the net for some time now....
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I never said it was a new joke. I heard a joke writer for Leno once claim that there are only 200 or so 'core' jokes and all the rest are themes on
the same old jokes. Even so, I find it hard to remember most of them shortly after hearing them.
I think the world is run by C- students.
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CaboRon
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various versions of that joke have been floating around the net for some time now....
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I never said it was a new joke. I heard a joke writer for Leno once claim that there are only 200 or so 'core' jokes and all the rest are themes on
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I sure know what you mean .... I enjoy the joke and then promptly forget it. I have friends who can recite hundreds of jokes.  CaaboRon
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This thread reminds me of something I read in the Gringo Gazette last week. At the end of an article about a "gentleman`s club" opening near the
Rosirito Beach Hotel, they said something like, "local pharmacies are looking forward to an increase in viagra and condom sales"!!!
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Ken Cooke
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BornFisher
This thread reminds me of something I read in the Gringo Gazette last week. At the end of an article about a "gentleman`s club" opening near the
Rosirito Beach Hotel, they said something like, "local pharmacies are looking forward to an increase in viagra and condom sales"!!!
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That's funny!!
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Al G
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The funniest thing to happen to me...not in a farmacia
Sorry Ken had to contribute Something....
> > I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
> for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
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> There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
> younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
> tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend
> down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It
> had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone
> else.
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> One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
> the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
> to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
> overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married
> and committed my life to her sister.
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> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
> going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
> come up and get me."
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> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
> stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
> front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
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> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
> clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
> "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
> for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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> And the moral of this story is:
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> Always keep your condoms in your truck > > >
It is related sorta...
Albert G
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The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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Enjoyed the story Al ... Or was it a story ? -CaboRon
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Al G
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Enjoyed the story Al ... Or was it a story ? -CaboRon
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It is all true except the last paragraph...This is an INTERNET story that took me a while to laugh...I was young...and was a problem through out my
marriage. Nothing transpired between the two of us and my wife only laugh about it....
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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I TRIED SOME VIAGRA ONCE....
But it was a very large pill and it got stuck in my throat......I had a STIFF NECK for 3 days ....LOL!!
Miguelamo  
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In high school some friends and I went down to San Luis together. Several of them had an evening of fun pay fun pay and then worry and fear set in
with one of my friends just as we got ready to leave the dance/bar/entertainment show. He had to get a shot of penacilin before he went back state
side. Well, we went into a pharmacy and the woman pharmacist did give him a shot in the butt and she did this in front of four guys teasing him. Yep
standing behind the counter with his pants half pulled down getting a shot that cost him $2 dollars. When your young you do some dumb things and
condoms would have been a better choice for my friend to use. Like the saying goes "Young Dumb and looking for Fun."
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