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[*] posted on 8-28-2007 at 10:31 AM
Uno de Pepito


Padre, he pecado. Anduve con una mujer de la vida alegre!. El cura pregunta:
-Eres tu Pepito?
-Si padre, soy yo...
-Y con quien estuviste?
-No padre, se dice el pecado, pero no el pecador.
-Mira Pepito, tarde o temprano me voy a enterar, así que mas vale que me lo digas ahora.
-Era Teresa García?
-Mis labios están sellados, padre.
-Era Patricia Rodríguez?
-Jamás lo sabrá, padre.
-Era Maria González?
-No diré nada padre. -Era Mariana Sánchez?
-Padre... no insista.
-Era Karina Otero?
-Padre no entiende, esto no tiene sentido...
El cura se truena los dedos de exasperación y dice:
-"Eres un cabeza dura Pepito, y en el fondo de mi corazón admiro tu discreción; pero has pecado y debes tener tu castigo: 20 Padres Nuestros y ve con Dios, hijo mío". Pepito va a sentarse en un banco de la iglesia.
Entonces su amigo Pascual se le acerca y le dice
-Que pasó, resultó?
-Siiiii, ya tengo el nombre de cinco viejas que seguro cojen!!"




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[*] posted on 8-28-2007 at 01:26 PM


:rolleyes:
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[*] posted on 8-28-2007 at 07:27 PM


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[*] posted on 8-28-2007 at 08:18 PM


cute Ferna. Is this experience speaking?
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[*] posted on 8-28-2007 at 09:41 PM


Si quieres tener un hijo pillo, metelo de monaguillo ;D



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