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[*] posted on 7-22-2008 at 07:20 AM
Tipos de Salarios


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Salario Cebolla: Lo ves, lo agarras... y te pones a llorar!
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Salario Canalla: No te ayuda en nada, solo te hace sufrir, pero no podes vivir sin él!
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Salario Humor Negro: Te ríes por no llorar!
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Salario Preservativo: Te corta la inspiración y te quita las ganas.
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Salario Impotente: Cuando más lo necesitas te abandona.
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Salario Dietético: Con él comes cada vez menos.
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Salario del Ateo: Ya dudas de su existencia.
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Salario Eyaculación Precoz: Apenas ingresa... ya se acabo.
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Salario Menstruación: Viene una vez al mes y dura 3 días.
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Salario Tormenta: No sabes cuándo va a venir, ni cuánto va a durar.
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Salario Teléfono Celular: Cada vez vienen más chiquitos.
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Salario Walt Disney: Hace 30 años que esta congelado




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