BajaGringo
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Teaching English to some of my friends here in Baja...
I asked them to use the following words in a sentence. Here are some of the responses...
1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: 'Maria likes me, but cheese fat.'
2. Mushroom
When all of my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. Texas
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
6. July
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! 'Julyer!'
7. Rectum
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'
9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.
11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey, harassment nothing to me.
13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.
14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
15. Green Pink Yellow
When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow?'
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Terry28
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Thats funny..
Mexico!! Where two can live as cheaply as one.....but it costs twice as much.....
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fdt
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berry fonie my fren 
A well informed Baja California traveler is a smart Baja California traveler!
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Edguero
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Spanish word of the day
Chicken Wing
I'm going to by my ol' lady a lottery ticket........maybe chicken wing.
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BajaNuts
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ya, sure, you betcha........
das a good von...!
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Mango
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Nice, reminds me of a Southpark episode where the kids hire some illegal immigrants to write their essays for their English class..
Later, the kids were disappointed when when one of the men told them that their ese was surprised to get a letter from them.
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Sallysouth
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Jeezo that is so funny!!Even Mija would love this one!!!:lol edit for gringramma spelling error)
[Edited on 3-4-2009 by Sallysouth]
[Edited on 3-4-2009 by Sallysouth] I didn't put any crybaby in here!!wtf?(smilie)
[Edited on 3-4-2009 by Sallysouth]
Happiness is just a Baja memory away...
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movinguy
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Sodas
Your vieja has fat nalgas and sodas her sister. 
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dccf
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16. Urinate.
I tell my girlfriend you're not a ten but urinate.
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BajaGringo
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I'll have to add that one...
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Dave
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Mexican Judo
Judo know eef I have a knife. Judo know eef I have a gun. Judo know.
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sylens
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thanks for this thread. these are great
lili
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bajabound2005
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and this why I can read the language so easily and not understand a word being said to me!
Friends don't let friends drink white zinfandel.
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