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[*] posted on 11-14-2009 at 10:11 AM
Feria del Trabajo


Un recién egresado se presenta a la feria del trabajo en Monterrey buscando empleo, y ve un anuncio en un stand que solicita un “Asistente para Ginecólogo”.
Medio interesado se acerca con el que atiende: ¿Me puede dar mas detalles acerca de este puesto?

El empleado registra sus archivos y dice: Ah si, aquí esta… el empleo requiere que prepare a las damas para su examen con el ginecólogo…
Debe ayudarles a desnudarse, lavar con delicadeza sus partes privadas, aplicar espuma y rasurarles con cuidado el vello púbico, y después untarles con aceites suavizantes la Ingle y los Pechos para que las revise el doctor.

Se ofrece un sueldo mensual $45,000.00 pero debe ir hasta Saltillo. Esta como a 80 km. de aquí…

No hay problema… interrumpe el muchacho Trabajar en Saltillo es como trabajar en Monterrey.

El trabajo es aquí en Monterrey pendejo. . . La fila de solicitantes va en Saltillo.




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