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[*] posted on 6-12-2013 at 08:24 AM
Who was looking for a canoe?


My neighbor has a 14 ft all redwood canoe with 38 inch beam for $200. It was 16 ft but he chopped off 2 ft and added a transom for a small outboard. He also has two small outboards for sale: 2 hp for $200 or 4hp for $200 (don't know the make of either but both run great). He's not a BN so contact me.



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[*] posted on 6-12-2013 at 08:35 AM


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[*] posted on 6-12-2013 at 08:54 AM


I think Shari is hoping for a fiberglass canoe....cedar/redwood/canvas covered won't work well for dragging up on beach :o

But she will provide details (she already mentioned the above preference last week, but may take what she can....maybe a local could fiberglass the hull of a wood craft... :cool: )

[Edited on 6-12-2013 by motoged]




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[*] posted on 6-12-2013 at 09:23 AM


I'm not falling for this one....something about a canoe & Canadian?!:lol::o Tio
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[*] posted on 6-12-2013 at 09:35 AM


yup...it was me...well Juan...someone left us an old bashed up fiberglass canoe that we fixed up and he has been using as a tender to get out to the panga...after the famous tiny "Titanic" dinghy sank for the last time!

Juan has a thing for all things canuckian...hahaha...and loved the canoe plus it was too intimidating for others to "borrow" but alas it went missing in a storm so we are looking for another beater...but are considering Russ's little boat too. Wood wont work for dragging it up on the beach over rocks etc but thanks anyway amigo!




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[*] posted on 6-12-2013 at 09:47 AM


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I'm not falling for this one....something about a canoe & Canadian?!:lol::o Tio



So....two newfies walk into a bar dragging a canoe....:lol:




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[*] posted on 6-12-2013 at 11:59 AM


...and their knuckles, and the bartender says......?



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[*] posted on 6-12-2013 at 12:27 PM


"Where're ya to, darlins?" :biggrin:

http://www.newfiejokes.net/

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Tiger Woods in Newfoundland

Sent on a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a petrol station in a remote part of the countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundlander manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dose?" Asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Lardthunderin!", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting!"


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[*] posted on 6-12-2013 at 05:58 PM


and the bartender says.....?



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[*] posted on 6-12-2013 at 06:43 PM


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and the bartender says.....?


what can I get you




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[*] posted on 6-12-2013 at 06:45 PM


i was hoping for a "never ending story" response....:(



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[*] posted on 6-12-2013 at 07:02 PM


ahhh Ged....gracias paisano for the laugh and making me homesick and long fer mi ole frend Billy.



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[*] posted on 6-12-2013 at 10:20 PM


Quote:
Originally posted by motoged
"Where're ya to, darlins?" :biggrin:

http://www.newfiejokes.net/

Sample:


Tiger Woods in Newfoundland

Sent on a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a petrol station in a remote part of the countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundlander manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dose?" Asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Lardthunderin!", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting!"


[Edited on 6-12-2013 by motoged]
I thought that Tiger had an endorsement deal with Buick?:lol:



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[*] posted on 6-13-2013 at 11:11 AM


Quote:
Originally posted by motoged
"Where're ya to, darlins?" :biggrin:

http://www.newfiejokes.net/

Sample:


Tiger Woods in Newfoundland

Sent on a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a petrol station in a remote part of the countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundlander manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dose?" Asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Lardthunderin!", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting!"


[Edited on 6-12-2013 by motoged]


Yah, go ahead and laugh at them Newfounlanders. But whaddya do with YOUR balls while driving???
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[*] posted on 6-13-2013 at 11:30 AM


Quote:
Originally posted by woody with a view
i was hoping for a "never ending story" response....:(


Ya know, with the creative wits on this board, we could probably craft a great joke. But it would need to be a long and drawn-out affair...kinda like "The Aristocrats" (but infinitely tamer, as the punch-line in that joke is really subtle :biggrin:




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