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lol.gif posted on 4-25-2007 at 06:06 AM
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Estaban dos compadres en un rancho...
�Oiga compadre, usted sabe qu� madres es eso de la l�gica?
Nooo compadre, pos onde oy� usted esa pinch... palabreja?
Nooo pos por ah� compadre, pero no s� qu� chingaos quiere
decir.
Mire compadre, le voy a preguntar al maestro de la escuela
del pueblo, �l Sabe un madral de cosas, y luego le digo a usted.
Pos �rale compadre.

Y ah� va el compadre con el maestro...

Oiga maestro, �usted sabe que significa eso de la l�gica?
Claro que si! Mire le voy a explicar con un ejemplo: Usted
tiene pecera, �no?
No, pos si.
Bien, entonces por l�gica a usted le gustan los peces.
No, pos si.
Bueno, pues si le gustan los peces, por l�gica le gustan las
cosas de colores, �no?
No, pos si.
Y si le gustan las cosas de colores, por l�gica usted es
alegre bullicioso, �no?.
No, pos si.
Y si es alegre y bullicioso,
pues por l�gica le gusta bailar, �no?
No, pos si.
Y si le gusta bailar, por l�gica baila usted con mujeres, no?
No, pos si.
Y si baila con mujeres, por l�gica le gustan las mujeres, no?
��Pos a g�evo que s�!!
Y si le gustan las mujeres, ���por l�gica usted es hombre!!!
�Ya entendi� lo qu� es la l�gica?
No, pos si, t� re f�cil. ���Gracias maestro!!!

Y se va el compadre a explic�rselo al otro compadre...
Oiga compadre, f�jese que ya s� lo que significa la l�gica.
A ver compadre, expl�queme pues'n. Mire compadre, usted tiene pecera, �no?
No compadre, yo no tengo pecera.
Ah, pinch... compadre, pos entonces por l�gica usted es puto.




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