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lol.gif posted on 4-24-2008 at 08:57 AM
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Una mujer va a comprar un armario, y para que le salga más económico, lo compra desarmado para armarlo ella en casa.

Llega a su casa, lo arma y le queda perfecto, pero en ese momento pasa el Metro (que pasaba por debajo de su casa) y el armario se desarma causando un gran estruendo.


Algo molesta, vuelve a montar el armario, vuelve a pasar el metro y el armario se vuelve a caer.


A la tercera, hecha una histérica, llama a la tienda y ellos le mandan un técnico.


Llega el técnico a la casa, monta el armario y queda perfecto.


Pero ve que, en efecto, al pasar el metro se caen los paneles laterales, luego el techo y por ultimo las puertas.


El técnico le dice a la señora: Montaré el armario y me meteré dentro.


Cuando pase el Metro podré ver cual es el problema que hace que se desarme.


Y, dicho y hecho, se mete dentro del armario.


En ese momento se abre la puerta de la casa y aparece el Marido:


-Caramba cariño, que armario tan bonito. Justo lo que necesitamos.


Abre las puertas del armario y ve que al técnico dentro.


Y usted, ¿Que chingaos hace dentro del armario?


Pues mire....., mejor le digo que vengo a cogerme a su mujer, porque si le digo que estoy aquí esperando el metro..... no me lo va usted a creer.




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[*] posted on 4-24-2008 at 10:21 AM


:lol::lol::lol::lol:



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[*] posted on 4-24-2008 at 12:46 PM


:lol::lol::lol::lol:



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[*] posted on 4-24-2008 at 09:06 PM


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[*] posted on 4-24-2008 at 09:30 PM


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lol.gif posted on 4-25-2008 at 06:23 AM


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