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[*] posted on 8-25-2008 at 02:08 PM
Tu me explicas y yo te explico


Cada vez que hacían el amor,
el marido insistía en que fuera a oscuras,
100% oscuro, cerraban ventanas, apagaban luces..

Después de 20 años, a la mujer se
le hacia cada vez mas ridículo,
así que preparó un plan para quitarle
esa manía al marido.
Una noche, durante una sesión salvaje,

en medio de gritos y romanticismo carnal
ella encendió las luces repentinamente. Cuál sería su
sorpresa al mirar hacia abajo y ver que su marido
tenia un consolador
mas grande que un pene de verdad,
y como si eso fuera poco,
el propio lo tenía completamente caído...
Se volvió loca, se puso histérica,

los que habían sido gritos de placer
se convirtieron en insultos.
¡¡Hijo de puta, cabrón!!,
¡¡IMPOTENTE!!
le gritó.
¿Cómo pudiste estar engañándome todos estos años?

¡Desgraciado!,
¡Más te vale que vayas dando una buena explicación!'
El esposo, sin inmutarse con mucha calma,
la mira fijamente a los ojos y le responde:
'Yo te explico lo del juguete....
y tu me explicas lo de los niños.




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[*] posted on 8-25-2008 at 02:59 PM


oooooops



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[*] posted on 8-25-2008 at 03:47 PM


fdt,

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::bounce::o:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Edited on 8-25-2008 by tripledigitken]
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[*] posted on 8-25-2008 at 04:37 PM


Muy chistoso!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::spingrin::spingrin::spingrin::spingrin:



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[*] posted on 8-25-2008 at 06:55 PM


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:



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[*] posted on 8-25-2008 at 09:48 PM


?Que buena manera de aprender el idioma, no?
?Que quiere decir "inmutarse"?

Bueno, otra vez, gracias!
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