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CaboRon
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Gin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
History|c-cktails with gin|Brands of gin|See alsoGin is a spirit flavoured with juniper berries. Distilled gin is made by redistilling white grain
spirit and raw cane sugar which has been flavoured with juniper berries. Compound gin is made by flavouring neutral grain spirit with juniper berries
without redistilling...
Vodka - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Etymology|History|Today|ProductionVodka is a distilled beverage. It is a clear liquid which consists of mostly water and ethanol purified by
distillation — often multiple distillation — from a fermented substance, such as grain, potatoes or sugar beet molasses, and an insignificant amount
of other...
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Bob H
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Wow, we're getting serious here now!
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vandenberg
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The Value of a Drink
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame . Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the " Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm..
Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of
the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you
always feel smarter after a few beers."
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not
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Fred
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I was to meet Bajaguy today in Vegas for a drink as he was passing thru. Well, I had the wrong Monday, it is next Monday. Reminds of like meeting
Dennis at Sharkeys. Anyway this place is close to Trader Joe's, so I went to do some shopping. They had a special juice on sale, so by the pool (99
degrees) I will have to name it BAJAGUY:
3 fingers tequila
Trader Joe's Pomegranated limeade to taste
Juice of one Mexican lime
Crushed ice.
Damn, in the sun this is a knockout.
Guess after next Monday's meeting I will have to buy some more mix as I only bought 2 gallons.
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Gypsy Jan
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Vandenburg
I raise my glass to your scholarly report.
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow mindedness.”
—Mark Twain
\"La vida es dura, el corazon es puro, y cantamos hasta la madrugada.” (Life is hard, the heart is pure and we sing until dawn.)
—Kirsty MacColl, Mambo de la Luna
\"Alea iacta est.\"
—Julius Caesar
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bajaguy
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Fred
I was to meet Bajaguy today in Vegas for a drink as he was passing thru. Well, I had the wrong Monday, it is next Monday. Reminds of like meeting
Dennis at Sharkeys. Anyway this place is close to Trader Joe's, so I went to do some shopping. They had a special juice on sale, so by the pool (99
degrees) I will have to name it BAJAGUY:
3 fingers tequila
Trader Joe's Pomegranated limeade to taste
Juice of one Mexican lime
Crushed ice.
Damn, in the sun this is a knockout.
Guess after next Monday's meeting I will have to buy some more mix as I only bought 2 gallons. |
Fred......there a better be some left for NEXT Monday..
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Von
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Not everyone drinks i guess im a runner and i drink...interesting ha? I didnt see David k Here what do you like?
READY SET.....................
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frizkie
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Horny Gorillas
I had one (or more in) Cabo about 7 years ago and loved it!!
Stopped in at the same bar last December had another....I got the recipe from the waiter but then I lost the damn thing!!
Does anyone know how to make a "Horny Gorilla"? 
This isn't a joke and has nothing to do with his banana.
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