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Baja Bernie
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Are there any wife's in waiting still hanging around this board???
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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Paulina
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The WIW group still hangs on, but I don't know why. My number is before any of theirs and I'm not going anywhere...
P<*)))><
\"Well behaved women rarely make history.\" Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
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jeans
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Paulina
The WIW group still hangs on, but I don't know why. My number is before any of theirs and I'm not going anywhere...
P<*)))>< |
I saw him first
Mom always told me to be different - Now she says...Not THAT different
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Baja Bernie
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Jeans
Knew and hoped that would happen!
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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marla
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yeah but my number is so high i don't have much chance i fear
If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a
speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen. Henry David
Thoreau
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Hook
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NOW, JUST A DARN MINUTE!!!!
I vociferously protest the whole direction this thread is taking as a complete affront to men's sexuality, worldwide!!!! 
To use a man such as Neal Johns in such a cavalier fashion, clearly for prurient interests, cannot and will not be condoned by the gruffer sex!!!!!
We may have our faults, but we also have our honor!!
I insist that, in the interest of fairness and egalidad, a similarly comely WOMAN be made available for a husband-in-waiting for the rest of Nomankind
that has had to suffer through this, unrequitted.
And dont try and base this choice purely on physical appearance. Oh no, we men are not so shallow as to fall for that one! Your representative should
have abilities in more important skills......like cleaning fish, driving back to camp at 2am on Saturday night, making bait at dawn the next day and
GLADLY making beer runs at ANY hour.
I needn't mention that she should have NEVER OUTFISHED ANY MEN SHE HAS CONSORTED WITH in the past!
Ladies of the Nomads board, send forth your appointed representative, or face a thousand nights of celibacy at the hands of us menfolk.
Uh, my place in line will not be revealed until I see your offering. 
[Edited on 3-1-2007 by Hook]
[Edited on 3-1-2007 by Hook]
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zforbes
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Dare I ask...
-- with tongue in cheek -- if there are upper and lower age limits? Or is that peripheral to the above cited qualities.
[Edited on 3-1-2007 by zforbes]
\"You cannot prevent the birds of sadness from passing over your head, but you can prevent them from nesting in your hair.\"
Swedish proverb
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Hook
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| Quote: | Originally posted by zforbes
-- with tongue in cheek -- if there are upper and lower age limits? Or is that peripheral to the above cited qualities.
[Edited on 3-1-2007 by zforbes] |
The age of consent is all that is necessary.
Consent to willingly engaging in these activities, of course.......
[Edited on 3-1-2007 by Hook]
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Pappy Jon
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Hook
1) I vociferously protest the whole direction this thread is taking as a complete affront to men's sexuality, worldwide!!!!
2) We may have our faults, but we also have our honor!!
3) And dont try and base this choice purely on physical appearance. Oh no, we men are not so shallow as to fall for that one! |
Speak for yourself. I would nominate somebody, but I would probably get in trouble.
"The association of flowers and warm-blooded love is more than a romantic convention; it is based upon one of the great advances in the evolution
of life." Ed Abbey
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Hook
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Pappy Jon
| Quote: | Originally posted by Hook
1) I vociferously protest the whole direction this thread is taking as a complete affront to men's sexuality, worldwide!!!!
2) We may have our faults, but we also have our honor!!
3) And dont try and base this choice purely on physical appearance. Oh no, we men are not so shallow as to fall for that one! |
Speak for yourself. I would nominate somebody, but I would probably get in trouble. |
You mean there are some Nomad HOTTIES out there??? Do tell!
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The Sculpin
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Seems to me you're looking for an aussie sheilah, mate!!!
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David K
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How would 'Husbands in Waiting' handle this?
It is a well known fact that females try to be #1!
Here are a pair of Neal Johns' Wives in Waiting fighting for a lower WiW number!
Thanks M and jeans for the show...
Guys would probably just compare their (fishing) poles for dominance!!
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zforbes
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| Quote: | | Originally posted by David K...Guys would probably just compare their (fishing) poles for dominance!! |
whereas women measure ears...
\"You cannot prevent the birds of sadness from passing over your head, but you can prevent them from nesting in your hair.\"
Swedish proverb
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Baja Bernie
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Z
Not being a fisherman and being hard of hearing I really don't understand your comment...............although something pleasant nags at the back of
my mind.
Could you........of course not this is a family rated board.
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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Hook
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Bernie, I think he's referring to the catfight pic above, where the women appear to be measuring each other's ears.
Still no nominations, ladies?????
I understand completely. These are uncommon skills.
Still, justice must be served.......
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David K
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Thanks Hook for clearing that up... I had alway heard women measure hands on men
It wasn't men's ears she was taling about!
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bajalera
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Thanks for all that info, everybody! I liked the old Amigos site, was disappointed when it suddenly tanked, and always wondered what had happened.
It was a happy day when I came across the Nomad board to take its place..
\"Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest never happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.\" -
Mark Twain
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Paulina
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Hook
I needn't mention that she should have NEVER OUTFISHED ANY MEN SHE HAS CONSORTED WITH in the past!
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I guess your last qualification leaves me out of the running...M is probably out too.
P<*)))><
\"Well behaved women rarely make history.\" Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
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Hook
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Paulina
| Quote: | Originally posted by Hook
I needn't mention that she should have NEVER OUTFISHED ANY MEN SHE HAS CONSORTED WITH in the past!
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I guess your last qualification leaves me out of the running...M is probably out too.P<*)))>< |
Well, how 'bout if you agree to never outfish the prospective hubby in the future? Relationships are all about compromise.
I think I'm starting to get a sense of the burden that Neal has born all these years.
That poor man............
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Paulina
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Hook,
Well, maybe if you agree to always provide with the necessary equipment, the 6 B's, one might be persuaded to pass the biggest fish off to her HIW...
Boat
Bait
Beer
Buffet
Bikini
Baja
P<*)))><
\"Well behaved women rarely make history.\" Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
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