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Baja Bernie
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Ahhhhhhhh! Just in time!
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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amir
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"I wanted to do it standing up like he did it, but... now I have to change my panties. HONEY!?!?!?!? Will you please put down that camera and fetch me
a pair of dry... "
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Iflyfish
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and I thought you only Dibbled in basketball?????
oh, well, it was worth a try.
I can do anything an man can do!.......oops
Iflyfish
Erick Berne "If it ain't anal, it ain't funny"
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Bajafun777
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Dogs do it, so now Man does it and this whole territory is mine all mine !!!
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amir
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"Why do I have that creepy feeling somebody is watching me?"
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amir
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"GO AWAY!!! You KNOW I can't do it when somebody is watching!!!
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Skipjack Joe
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"Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Oh, what a relief it is"
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capt. mike
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hahaha!! no, it weren't me hurting there
| Quote: | Originally posted by Iflyfish
Captain Mike,
Try antibiotics! and choose a better class of friend.
Iflyfish |
my lines were for the caption, as stated by the target in said photo.
now, in days long passed, during a misspent youth traveling and working out of high school in W. Germany but before college called......a friend of
mine, we'll call him "Joe", caught a bad case of "bull head" from one of the working girlz in Munchen...the only cure at that time known to fix that
strain of dreaded bull head was to place one's member on a flat tree stump and whack it with a 5 lb rubber mallet. to relieve the pressure and stop
the swelling. 
formerly Ordained in Rev. Ewing\'s Church by Mail - busted on tax fraud.......
Now joined L. Ron Hoover\'s church of Appliantology
\"Remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over....\"
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amir
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"I've been waiting to do this for a long time -it gives me goosebumps- I'm tinkling behind a Nomad thread..."
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DENNIS
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Amir -------
Real men don't tinkle. They do a lot of things but, they don't tinkle.
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aquaholic
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...broken glass tinkles...
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amir
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Sorry, Dennis and Aquaholic, but in an early post in this thread, Pompano says that that pee-erson in the picture is his sister-in-law. That opens the
door to a wider range of captions - it's doubly (or even more) funny!
If the word is not "tinkle", then it sounds like it; sometimes I have trouble with words that sound alike... (English is my second language, some
words sound the same but are spelled differently and mean different things).
Now, because that person is a WOMAN, then I also can submit this entry for a caption, which wouldn't make any sense if she was a he:
"OH NO! The line on this test kit is BLUE! How did that happen? P MPAN!?!?!!!!!!!
[edited for spelling]
[Edited on 6-2-2007 by amir]
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aquaholic
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...now THAT's more like it..!!!
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DENNIS
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Jeezo...... I missed the Sister in Law reference. What IS she doing?
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Ken Bondy
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"No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last few drops go down your pants."
Sorry,
++Ken++
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capt. mike
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yeah Ken. i always heard you can have that malady once one gets older.
just can't seem to "get a fair shake"!!
formerly Ordained in Rev. Ewing\'s Church by Mail - busted on tax fraud.......
Now joined L. Ron Hoover\'s church of Appliantology
\"Remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over....\"
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DENNIS
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So, If Ken can get away with that one, I offer you this:
You can beat it
You can bang it
You can knock it on the wall
But,
You put it in your pants
To make the last drop fall
Are we pushing the envelope yet?
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woody with a view
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i thought women sat when they pee'd?
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DENNIS
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Not in some of the movies I've seen.
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woody with a view
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Not in some of the movies I've seen.
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i don't think i wanna know what movies you've been watching!
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