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[*] posted on 5-4-2010 at 04:54 PM


With the new paved road...if it gets done....will come a need to tell more people about the dangers of traveling in that neighborhood. The Chupacabras still sneak out of the canyons to suck the blood outa yer goat anytime after dark...they can do that to Gringos too if they come from Orange County or anyplace like that. Then there are the Bandidos...they hide in the canyons with the Chupacabras and put wax on their handlebar mustachios and polish their bandeleros y pistolas just waiting for yer basic Gringo in a Cadillac stop to take a leak so they can stick him up. We also have to be sure that all those new Gringos know that you can't drink the water and that even breathing deeply anywhere near Gonzaga Bay can cause hemorrhoids and carbuncles on the privates.

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[*] posted on 5-6-2010 at 08:09 AM


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With the new paved road...if it gets done....will come a need to tell more people about the dangers of traveling in that neighborhood. The Chupacabras still sneak out of the canyons to suck the blood outa yer goat anytime after dark...they can do that to Gringos too if they come from Orange County or anyplace like that. Then there are the Bandidos...they hide in the canyons with the Chupacabras and put wax on their handlebar mustachios and polish their bandeleros y pistolas just waiting for yer basic Gringo in a Cadillac stop to take a leak so they can stick him up. We also have to be sure that all those new Gringos know that you can't drink the water and that even breathing deeply anywhere near Gonzaga Bay can cause hemorrhoids and carbuncles on the privates.

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[*] posted on 5-7-2010 at 05:56 AM


"We also have to be sure that all those new Gringos know that you can't drink the water and that even breathing deeply anywhere near Gonzaga Bay can cause hemorrhoids and carbuncles on the privates."


what are ya trying to say :tumble:




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[*] posted on 5-7-2010 at 06:45 AM


CJ5:
Sorry...I was trying to say:
Espirando profundamente que las causas y los carbuncos hemorhoriods
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