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k-rico
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| Quote: | Originally posted by fishbuck
| Quote: | Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
Please define "pendejo" in English. |
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hahahaha, laughed out loud. Good one fish!!!!
All in good fun Skeet.
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Taco de Baja
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More info on BabyZ: Looks like (s)he's one tough cupcake.
| Quote: | Before Zarathustra was born, a very bright light shone all around the house. His birth was a very special event. Most babies cry at birth but baby
Zarathustra laughed at birth. This was an indication of the birth of a divine person.
Zarathustra was born in a priestly Spitaman family. The Spitamans had 5 sons in all. Rathushtar, Rangushtar, ZARATHUSTRA, Nodariga and Nivedis.
Soon after his birth an evil man named Durasarun planned to kill Zarathustra. He had heard that Zarathustra was sent by Ahura Mazda to get rid of
evil.
The evil men put baby Zarathustra into burning fire, but the angel Asha-Vahishta which look after the fire i.e. Adibest Amesaspand caused the fire to
get cold.
Next they placed him in a lane frequented by cattle, with the intention that he would be trampled to death. But Bahman Amesaspand the angel that
protect the cattle, came to the rescue by inspiring a cow to stand over him and protect him from the stampede. A similar attempt made by placing him
in a passage of horses also failed.
Durasarun continued his efforts to kill Zarathustra. He took him to a wolf cave to be eaten by wolves. Angels Meher Yazad and Sarosh Yazad came to the
baby's rescue in the form of goats who suckled the baby, until he was rescued by his parents.
In the end Durasarun tried to carry out the murder himself. He entered Zarathustra's house when all were asleep and was going to strike him with his
deadly dagger, when angel Behram Yazad permanently paralysed and twisted his hands so that he could never ever use them again.
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Truth generally lies in the coordination of antagonistic opinions
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monoloco
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In this case it might be driving 236.62 KPH on Hwy.1 that does her in.
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BabyZarathustra
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| Quote: | Originally posted by monoloco
In this case it might be driving 236.62 KPH on Hwy.1 that does her in. |
From where you're standing, you're a man. From where I'm standing, you're an ape. You're not even an ape. You're a monoloco.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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arrowhead
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BabyZarathustra
So to make things short, and since you are their mommy, either put your boys on a leash or be prepared for real nasty cause I haven't even started
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Sofia, this is just the internet. Words aren't clubs and don't kill. You type them, they appear on a monitor and then they evaporate into the ether.
They have all the substance of a fart in a windstorm.
Ay te watcho.
No soy por ni contra apatía.
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