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jodiego
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I'll be 62 in August. My first social security check is going to buy a couple of cases of ice cold ballena's. I'll write a check for the balance
due.
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Udo
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Location: Black Hills, SD/Ensenada/San Felipe
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BMG
| Quote: | Originally posted by udowinkler
SEE! THE 50'S & 60'S ARE NOW TIED!
NOW IF COULD JUST THE LOOKIELOOS TO VOTE ALSO........... |
A tie between the old farts and the old geezers! |
BMG, you are hilarious!
Udo
Youth is wasted on the young!
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DianaT
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BMG
| Quote: | Originally posted by jdtrotter
in some cultures would be considered 51, not 50.
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Thanks. That sure cheered me up. 
On 2nd thought, does that mean I can get the senior discount at Denny's
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No, No, No, and no early Social Security. They just don't understand. 
Diane
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AmoPescar
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Registered: 7-15-2006
Location: North San Diego County
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WELL...I'm on the downhill side of 50 and gaining speed towards 60!
I'll be 58 next month.
Sometimes I feel 68 and other times I still feel like I'm in my 40's...so thank
goodness for that!
Miguelamo 
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windgrrl
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1/2 century+1.
When the way comes to an end, then change. Having changed, you pass through.
~ I-Ching
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BMG
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Registered: 6-10-2007
Location: La Paz / Bahia Asunci�n / Away from home
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| Quote: | Originally posted by udowinkler
| Quote: | Originally posted by BMG
| Quote: | Originally posted by udowinkler
SEE! THE 50'S & 60'S ARE NOW TIED!
NOW IF COULD JUST THE LOOKIELOOS TO VOTE ALSO........... |
A tie between the old farts and the old geezers! |
BMG, you are hilarious! |
I come up with a funny one every once in a while.
Problem is that linguinelinguine can recite all my best jokes. She still laughs though. Must be why we've been married for so long.
Reminds me of one of my best jokes when someone asks:
"How long have you two been married?"
Gazing lovingly into wife's eyes, "Seems like 20 minutes ..................... under water."
I think the world is run by C- students.
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rogerj1
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Al G
At 63-64 life is good and is getting better everyday. I think there is a better way to live life...(been around the Internet awhile but)
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get
kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work
40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School, drink alcohol, party, and you're generally
obnoxious.
Then you go to elementary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have
no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then......... You spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully in luxury,
in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
then............. You finish off as an orgasm.
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Al G:
Great stuff! Can I steal it from you?
I turned the big 5-O in May. It's a relief to have it behind me.
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Bajafun777
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Registered: 9-13-2006
Location: Rosarito & California
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Well currently now the Nickle Nickle age but I hope that my next 20 are just half as exciting as my first 55 were. I have done some things that were
fun and very close to being trouble and then did them again just to see if they really were as fun as I first thought. Just love seeing how close the
line in fun is to 'the what the hell did I drink to make my body treat me so badly after I just laid down for some peace and quiet!!!!!"
Later----bajafun777
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Pompano
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Growing older is way too serious to be taken seriously. Here's a couple good comments:
I now pee in Morse Code....Billy Crystal
I have outlived my d_ck.....Willie Nelson
I do what the voices in my tackle box tell me.
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bajamikey
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Registered: 4-6-2008
Location: Newport Beach,CA/San Josa Del Cabo
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56 in the u.s. 36 in baja
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Von
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Im 35 here in the US great still a teenager 15 uraaaah!
READY SET.....................
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bajajudy
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There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.
Carol Matthau
god bless willie! and his willie
[Edited on 7-25-2008 by bajajudy]
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bajaguy
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Old enough to have qualified for my Mexican government issued INAPAM senior discount card.
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lizard lips
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Bajaguy,
Don't you have to be 75 to get one of those? I could be wrong......
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bajaguy
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| Quote: | Originally posted by lizard lips
Bajaguy,
..............I could be wrong...... |
From the lips of a lizard!!!!!!
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capn.sharky
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66 years old on August 11th. You are only as old as you feel and I feel like 80.
When I am in Loreto I feel like I am 45. I am old enough to know better and old enough to do it anyway.
If there is no fishing in heaven, I am not going
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postholedigger
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Lee
| Quote: | Originally posted by postholedigger
Wow! Surprisingly, I'm the only one in my 20's and Asian (I'll bet I'm also the only Asian on this board).... |
You're not. |
Another Asian in the 20's? Nice! I was starting to feel all young, dumb, and full of...you know, amongst all the sages here.
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Martyman
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Hopefully...I'm dumber then you.
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bacquito
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66 but I will turn 67 in Aug.29th
bacquito
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CaboRon
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Location: The Valley of the Moon
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| Quote: | Originally posted by lizard lips
Bajaguy,
Don't you have to be 75 to get one of those? I could be wrong......
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Nope, sixty, I have mine.
CaboRon
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