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[*] posted on 2-25-2007 at 10:13 PM
Uno de conejos


Una familia va por carretera cuando ve a un lado del camino un puesto que dice: Conejos a $50 pesos.

El niño le suplica a su padre que se detenga. El padre accede.

El niño se baja corriendo a ver a los conejos, seguido por el padre y la madre que comienzan a regatear el precio con el vendedor, un campesino de rostro apacible.

El niño queriendo saber como los atrapo le pregunta "Disculpe señor, ¿Cómo se cogen los conejos?.

El campesino se le queda viendo unos segundos, voltea a ver a los padres del niño, voltea a ver
nuevamente al niño y le contesta:

"Mira, niño...... El conejo comienza a corretear a la conejita y cuando ésta ya no puede correr más, la va acorralando y luego se le acerca por detrás y le levanta la..."

El padre, al ver que la pregunta de su hijo fue malinterpretada, aclara "No, no señor. Mi hijo se refiere a cómo se cazan".

El campesino, con un gesto de comprensión, responde: "Aahh, no niño, los conejos no son pendejos, no se casan.............

¡ nomás cogen!




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[*] posted on 3-6-2007 at 09:18 AM


We should learn :lol:



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